Price:$7.00
You Make Me Super Moist - Valentine's Day Card
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***SHIPPING TIMES***
USA, 4-10 business days
Canada, 5-10 business days
Please be sure to allow enough time for your order to arrive :)
📦 Shipping Note for U.S. Orders
Please note that some U.S. orders may take up to 10 business days to arrive. If your order arrives later than expected, I recommend saving it for next year 💌. If you message me, I can send you a printable version from my shop, free of charge.
I consider a package lost after 15 business days. At that point, I’m happy to either:
• resend the same card (or any other card from my shop) plus a free sticker, or
• issue a full refund
Unfortunately, I’m unable to issue refunds for late but delivered packages. Thank you so much for your patience and understanding!
More Info:
Includes envelope
Size A2 (4.25x5.5)
For more designs, catch me on IG @ohsodope.co
POLICIES AND MORE:
SHIPPING:
**Free Shipping (Standard Lettermail - NO TRACKING)**
- All orders include free shipping via Lettermail (USA = USPS, Canada = Canada Post)
- Lettermail is untracked and typically takes 3-6 business days within Canada and the USA, sometimes even up to 10!
- Delivery times may vary depending on location and postal service conditions (eg. snow, fires etc)
- No tracking numbers are provided with standard lettermail shipping - I’ve had a good experience with lettermail in the past and very rarely do packages get lost (but it does happen every now and then)
**Tracked Shipping Option**
- Tracked shipping is available for an additional fee of $16CAD for USA and $30 for Canada at checkout (I am aware this is a CRAZY cost to send a card, but it’s the exact amount I pay for tracked shipping from Canada)
- Includes tracking number and delivery confirmation
- Typically arrives within 2-5 business days
**Lost Package Policy**
- For untracked lettermail, please allow up to 15 business days for delivery before reporting non-receipt (sometimes they’re not lost, just late)
- We will offer a one-time replacement (you can choose the same greeting card design or any other from my shop - in case the occasion has passed) OR 50% refund. I will also send you the digital/printable version of the card for FREE, so you can print it out at home,
- For tracked packages:
- Full refund or replacement if tracking shows package was not delivered
**Incorrect Address Policy**
- If your order hasn't been shipped yet, simply message me with the correct address and I'll update it at no charge
- If the package has already been shipped to an incorrect address (provided by customer), a $4CAD re-packaging fee will apply to cover materials and shipping costs for resending
- Please double-check your shipping address at checkout to avoid any delays or additional fees
**Important Notes**
- By selecting standard lettermail shipping, you acknowledge that no tracking will be provided
- We cannot be responsible for delays in postal service delivery times
- For guaranteed tracking and delivery confirmation, please select the tracked shipping option at checkout
📬 DELIVERY TIMEFRAMES & LATE PACKAGES: I take pride in getting your orders shipped out promptly and on time. However, during busy seasons (holidays, major gifting occasions), courier services may experience delays that are beyond my control. Please note that I do not issue refunds for packages that arrive late due to courier delays. The good news? Most customers find that saving the card for future use is a perfect solution - you'll have a great card ready to go for the next celebration! Thank you for your understanding and patience during peak shipping times.
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Order today to get by Jun 6-15
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
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Free shipping
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Ships from: Canada
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Looks great Love it Great quality Helpful seller Fast shipping Perfect gift As described
such a funny card i got for my husband
Item is very cute! Shipping took a while so I wasn’t able to use this year for Valentine’s Day but I will save it. Seller was super polite.
Very nice quality and vibrant colors!
Rad card, came in the mail with no issues or damage, wife loved it!
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