• May include: A white t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed on it. The shirt is being worn by a person sitting on a rug with a record player and a mug in the background.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with white text that reads "NOT DEAD YET".
  • May include: A teal blue t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed in white on the front.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with white text that reads "NOT DEAD YET".
  • May include: A gray t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed in black.
  • May include: A black t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed in white on the front.
  • May include: A size chart for Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirts. The chart shows the size, width, chest, and length measurements in inches. The chart is on a black chalkboard background. A black t-shirt is hanging on a wooden hanger.
  • May include: Black Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee with key features highlighted. The features include side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar with seam, and fiber composition. Care instructions are listed below.
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  • May include: A watercolor illustration of a white skull with black eye sockets and a nose, surrounded by colorful flowers and green leaves. The skull is on a wooden background with the text "skip this part shop" written below it.
  • May include: A white t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed on it. The shirt is being worn by a person sitting on a rug with a record player and a mug in the background.
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  • May include: Black t-shirt with white text that reads "NOT DEAD YET".
  • May include: A teal blue t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed in white on the front.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with white text that reads "NOT DEAD YET".
  • May include: A gray t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed in black.
  • May include: A black t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed in white on the front.
  • May include: A size chart for Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirts. The chart shows the size, width, chest, and length measurements in inches. The chart is on a black chalkboard background. A black t-shirt is hanging on a wooden hanger.
  • May include: Black Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee with key features highlighted. The features include side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar with seam, and fiber composition. Care instructions are listed below.
  • May include: A collage of six Etsy shop reviews for t-shirts with various designs. The reviews are all positive and highlight the quality of the shirts and the responsiveness of the seller. The designs include a bee with a crown, a sunset with a palm tree, a bee with flowers, a heart with the words "We Be Trippin'" and a shirt with the text "Irish Exit Pending".
  • May include: A watercolor illustration of a white skull with black eye sockets and a nose, surrounded by colorful flowers and green leaves. The skull is on a wooden background with the text "skip this part shop" written below it.
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Not Dead Yet, snarky shirt for dealing with grief, illness, dark humor for survivors, morbid and sarcastic unisex Bella Canvas tee

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Your chronic or terminal illness hasn't won yet! Ha!
🌷Our Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt is a durable garment crafted with high-quality DTG printing techniques. Solid colors are 100% airlume cotton, ensuring comfortable and long-lasting wear. Fabric blends like heather are 52% cotton/48% polyester, and Athletic Gray and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester.
🌻 This shirt is not just a t-shirt; it's a statement. With its unisex sizing, it's designed to fit everyone. However, it runs larger than women's sizes. For a slimmer fit, women may want to consider ordering one size smaller than their usual ladies' size. You can refer to the size chart in the listing photographs to determine your size or measure a shirt you already own to see which size would fit you best.
🛁 We know that you want to keep your shirt looking great for as long as possible, so we recommend turning it inside out before washing and drying, machine washing in cold water with like colors, tumble drying on low, and avoiding bleach and direct ironing on the design. Please note that although our shirts are pre-shrunk, they may shrink slightly after washing.
🎯 We want you to be delighted with your purchase, so please review the size chart carefully before purchasing to ensure that you get the right size. Unfortunately, we cannot issue refunds or process returns resulting from ordering the incorrect size because each item is made to order.
⏱️ We want to ensure your order arrives as quickly and safely as possible, and we understand that shipping times can vary. Please check our shop policies for updated processing and shipping time estimates.
☎️ If you have any issues with your order, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're not just a business; we're a community here on Etsy and here to help! We value and appreciate your feedback and are committed to ensuring your order experience is as smooth and enjoyable as possible.
💯 We hope you love your new shirt as much as we loved creating it! We would be thrilled if you left us a review and even a picture of you wearing it.
🌷💀 Please visit our Etsy shop here ✨ https://skipthispartshop.etsy.com

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“I love my new shirt!”

Erin

Sep 12, 2026

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    Nov 17-25
  • Cost to ship
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5.0

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5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
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100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Erin Sep 12, 2026

I love my new shirt!

Erin Sep 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jeremy Dec 9, 2025

Have received compliments on this shirt.

Jeremy Dec 9, 2025

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May include: A white t-shirt with the text "NOT DEAD YET" printed on it. The shirt is being worn by a person sitting on a rug with a record player and a mug in the background.

Your chronic or terminal illness hasn't won yet! Ha!
🌷Our Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt is a durable garment crafted with high-quality DTG printing techniques. Solid colors are 100% airlume cotton, ensuring comfortable and long-lasting wear. Fabric blends like heather are 52% cotton/48% polyester, and Athletic Gray and Black Heather are 90% cotton/10% polyester.
🌻 This shirt is not just a t-shirt; it's a statement. With its unisex sizing, it's designed to fit everyone. However, it runs larger than women's sizes. For a slimmer fit, women may want to consider ordering one size smaller than their usual ladies' size. You can refer to the size chart in the listing photographs to determine your size or measure a shirt you already own to see which size would fit you best.
🛁 We know that you want to keep your shirt looking great for as long as possible, so we recommend turning it inside out before washing and drying, machine washing in cold water with like colors, tumble drying on low, and avoiding bleach and direct ironing on the design. Please note that although our shirts are pre-shrunk, they may shrink slightly after washing.
🎯 We want you to be delighted with your purchase, so please review the size chart carefully before purchasing to ensure that you get the right size. Unfortunately, we cannot issue refunds or process returns resulting from ordering the incorrect size because each item is made to order.
⏱️ We want to ensure your order arrives as quickly and safely as possible, and we understand that shipping times can vary. Please check our shop policies for updated processing and shipping time estimates.
☎️ If you have any issues with your order, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're not just a business; we're a community here on Etsy and here to help! We value and appreciate your feedback and are committed to ensuring your order experience is as smooth and enjoyable as possible.
💯 We hope you love your new shirt as much as we loved creating it! We would be thrilled if you left us a review and even a picture of you wearing it.
🌷💀 Please visit our Etsy shop here ✨ https://skipthispartshop.etsy.com

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    Nov 17-25
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted
  • Ships from
    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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Carrie
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Florida, United States

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