Smells Like Getting Horny in Hobbiton with Frodo Sam Merry & Pippin Scented Soy Candle | Middle earth Candles, Lord of the Rings Funny Gift

Can't pick between determined Frodo, loyal Samwise, warm-hearted Merry or quippy Pippin? Then why choose? This candle features the home of the hobbits at nighttime. Smells like "Getting Horny in Hobbiton with Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin" and is perfect Lord of the Rings fan merch for the Hobbit fanfic or show stan in your life. Funny gag gift or sexy scent to read / write fanfiction by? That's your call.

Our candles are packed with immersive aromas and come in five covet-worthy scents. They're perfect for a modern aesthetic, so your home decor will be smelling good AND stylish.

- Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- One size: 9 oz. Measures 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced and exotic scent components
- Non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- 100% recyclable shipping materials


CHOOSE YOUR SCENT:

Apple Harvest - true, ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood

Balsam + Fir Forest - cool and woodsy balsam blends with crisp eucalyptus, fir tree branches and cedarwood for a wonderful outdoorsy scent

Cinnamon Brown Sugar - A warm autumnal blend of brown sugar, cinnamon stick, vanilla extract, sweet pralines and just a touch of fresh lemon

Clean Cotton - cotton blossom, lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base

Coconut Cream - creamy coconut, spicy pepper and aromatic cardamom with just a dash of exotic spices and rich buttery top notes

Eucalyptus Lavender - eucalyptus and lavender with a twist of earthy undertones

Fresh Sea Air - fresh, airy citrus collides with lavender, cedarwood, and jasmine petals coupled with hints of patchouli, crushed rosemary, and oakmoss

Ocean Aquatics - salty oceanic notes and dark sensual musk meet waves of sandalwood and driftwood for a scent as sensual as the sea itself

Pumpkin Ginger Tea - spiced pumpkin, fresh ginger and black tea with warm fall spices

Sea Salt + Orchid - sea salt, ozone on the top with complimenting jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base

Vanilla - rich vanilla beans with just a hint of warm tonka bean and whipped cocoa

White Sage + Lavender - lavender on the top with complimenting camphor, chamomile, sage and rosemary, with sandalwood and cedarwood base

Wintertime Woods - a cozy blend of fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with orange spice essential oils for evoking the festive warmth of a wintertime campfire

Unscented - for the candle lover that wants to set a cozy mood without any added scent

OTHER DETAILS:

- Please note that lid color varies depending on the scent you choose. I've implemented this system in order to help keep track of all of my different scent offerings. Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Ocean Aquatics, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender and Unscented candles come with black lids. All other scents are currently shipping with white lids.

- Make sure your correct address has been updated in your Etsy account. Item shipping address cannot be changed once order is submitted.

- International orders may be subject to a customs fee which will need to be paid by the customer

All keepsakes are handmade-to-order, just for you! Average production time is usually three-four days before the holiday season, but may increase due to inventory and number of orders. Postal Service shipping times also typically increase during the holiday season, so place your Christmas order early! We cannot guarantee delivery by a certain date.