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Funny Kitchen Sayings Embroidery Designs – Set of Five Humorous Towel Designs (5x7 & 6x10 Hoop)

JNDEmbroideryPlus  

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Original value: $20.97

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  • Designed by JNDEmbroideryPlus
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  • Digital file type(s): 1 JPG, 1 ZIP

Kitchen Sayings III "Machine Embroidery Designs" (Full Set Of Five Designs)
Hoop: 5x7 & 6x10 Formats: dst, exp, pes, hus, shv, vip, vp3, jef
Exclusive designs.. Set of five kitchen sayings. Dress up your kitchen.
For Perfect results use cutaway stabilizer and WSS on top for lettering.
Set of kitchen DESIGNS with humorous sayings. Here's what each DESIGN says:
Top Left Towel:
"Dinner (n) a mid-evening meal your mother probably spent hours slaving over. See Also: Eat it or starve."
Top Middle Towel:
"In this kitchen, we count memories, not calories."
Top Right Towel:
"Many have eaten here, few have died."
Bottom Left Towel:
"The dishes are looking at me dirty again..."
Bottom Right Towel:
"When I said 'I do,' I didn't mean dishes."
These DESIGNS have a playful and lighthearted theme, perfect for adding some fun to any kitchen!
NOW TOWELS ARE INCLUDED
All of my designs are manually digitized.. No auto software is ever used..
All rights reserved Julia's Needle Designs.©

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Kate Apr 18, 2026

These made me laugh and stitched out great

Kate Apr 18, 2026

Response from Cynthia Russell

Thank you Kate. Yes it is hilarious..

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sharon Apr 14, 2026

I purchased funny kitchen sayings to be machine embroidered on towels. The ones that I have stitched out, stitched out beautifully!

Sharon Apr 14, 2026

Response from Cynthia Russell

Thank you very much for your lovely review.Enjoy your designs , come see us again

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Billie Mar 27, 2026

Stitched out great and my family is loving the sayings.

Billie Mar 27, 2026

Response from Cynthia Russell

Goregous.. I love your towels.. Thanks so much.

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Shirley Mar 12, 2026

Pretty design, worked out great

Shirley Mar 12, 2026

Response from Cynthia Russell

I am so happy that you are pleased. THanks

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Listed on Jun 2, 2026