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  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

Greetings Lovely Human

Half a fucking hundred

Square white greeting card
Approx. 148mm folded
Designed on 300gsm Luxury white card
Includes Brown Kraft envelope
Inside is blank for your own message
Posted in a cardboard envelope
Plastic free packaging
FREE UK DELIVERY - option to upgrade shipping service at the checkout

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* Select "Ship to recipient" from the drop down box
* Enter the Recipients address at the checkout
* Leave the message for inside the card in the "Note to Seller" box at the checkout

Give the best card on the Mantelpiece

Enjoy!

PLEASE SEE OUR SHOP ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ANY DELIVERY TIMESCALES AND DELAYS
*Please ensure all details are correct at the time of ordering. Including spelling, address and your email.
*If we are writing the card for you we will copy the message you leave exactly.
*Personalised cards are non refundable.


Free Delivery in the UK – Please allow 1 – 2 working days

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We can personalise cards! If you have any questions or want to add any extra wording/change the occasion to any of our cards - including this one - i will be more than happy to do this if i can! - just bob me a little message via the conversation button before ordering to see if we can help you with what you are looking for.

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Fast shipping Looks great Love it As described Perfect gift Helpful seller

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(619 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
4.8 Shipping
4.8 Customer service
99% Buyers recommend
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Gareth Jun 6, 2026

Exactly what I wanted and quick delivery. Thank you. 😊

Gareth Jun 6, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Jun 4, 2026

Great card. Quick delivery. Very pleased.

Etsy buyer Jun 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ashley Jun 2, 2026

Fantastic item, really made us giggle.

Ashley Jun 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

claire May 31, 2026

great present for a laugh, receiver liked it

claire May 31, 2026

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Handmadebyswans
Handmadebyswans
Handmadebyswans ·

York, United Kingdom

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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135.8k sales
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12 years on Etsy
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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