Sarcastic no more fucks to give Comfort Colors Shirt, Gothic floral Skeleton hand shirt, adult humor gift, zero f*cks to give funny tshirt

Funny in loving memory of when I gave f*ck tshirt, skeleton hand illustration. Trendy quote, gothic grunge vibes. This fun comfort colors tee has a front and back print. Makes a funny gift for friends, celebrate a divorce, Womens empowerment. Those that have a potty mouth will love this tee!
Comfort colors uses a superior dye process, making these some of the most well made & in demand shirts in the industry!

Comfort colors employs 2 different dye processes to create 2 different types of color consistencies. The Pigment color dye process creates color tshirts that look aged, & lived in & washed many times--ie a vintage look. The direct/reactive dye process creates a uniform color that is a little brighter than Pigment dyed shirts but are still overall a softer color than your average tee. The color card included in this listing breaks each available color. Please message us with any questions! ❤️🤍 ☮️✌🏾Remy & Rick


❤️❤️❤️Maison de Cashew❤️❤️❤️

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║ ABOUT : Adult Unisex Comfort Colors Tees║

-Incredibly soft, 100% ring-spun cotton
-soft washed, pre shrunk
-6.1 Oz per sq yard
-garment dyed
-unisex sizing
-relaxed fit
-tubular cut, no side seams
-tear away label

Material: 100% Soft Cotton
Style: Comfort Colors 1717
Care:
-Machine wash cold
-inside out on gentle cycle
-Mild detergent & like colors
-Non chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life. Cool iron inside out only if necessary. Do not iron decorations. Do not dry clean.

**SPECIAL CARE NOTE FOR COMFORT COLORS: The dyeing process for Comfort Colors is different than most other tees! Loose pigments may remain on the surface of the tee. It is strongly recommended that you wash your tee separately OR with like-colored garments, as some of the pigment dyes may stain light or white colored garments in the wash cycle.**

|| PRINTING PROCESS ||

DTG (direct to Garment) Printing

-the most modern way to print designs on custom items
-Graphics are professionally PRINTED DIRECTLY onto your garment (tee, hoodie, tank, etc.) using highly specialized printers. Our production partners are industry leaders in this process.
-water based inks are applied that are quickly absorbed into the fabric.
-DTG can print the full spectrum of colors & very intricate design details
The end result is:
-a natural feel, since the ink is embedded in the fabric
-excellent image quality & colors
-a design that will withstand washing and wear (no flaking or lifting that are happen with heat transfer/vinyl shirts over time)

*a printed design will be a little less vibrant than the digital design because the ink sinks into the t-shirt.
*DTG cannot print true NEON, glitter, or metallic based colors.

|| HOW TO ORDER ||

1. Select the color you would like to order from the drop down menu
2. Next,select the size you would like to order
3. Click 𝗔𝗗𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗧. (Repeat if ordering multiple items)
4. Once you are finished shopping, please pay & check out. We will begin working on your order right away!


|| SIZING & COLOR OPTIONS ||

For detailed sizing info and color options, please see the listing images.

Note on Tee Colors:

Colors can vary slightly from screen to screen and from their digital appearance to real world appearance-especially the brighter, more pigmented colors.

If you have any questions or need additional info prior to ordering, please message us. Your satisfaction is our priority!


SIZING

Please review the sizing info & compare the measurements to one of your own best fitting tees to ensure the perfect fit!

How to Get the Oversized Tee Dress Look
-Find your regular size by checking out the size chart, included in the images
-Size up approx 1 to 2 sizes from your normal size, depending on the fit of the shirt.
Examples:
1. a comfort colors 1717 shirt is a relaxed fit, sizing up 1 size may be enough.
2. a Bella Canvas 3001 is a slimmer, more tailored fit, you may need to size up 2 sizes.


|| Return Policy ||

-All orders are made on demand just for you so there are no cancellations, returns or exchanges.
-Please let us know right away if you receive your item and it is damaged or incorrect and we will make it right.



|| 𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗠 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 ||

We are happy to work with you on customized orders! If you have a design in mind, or if you want to add special text to an existing design, don't hesitate to message us. We love creating new ideas!

CANT FIND YOUR SIZE? Message us and let us know what size you need!

|| PRODUCTION TIME / SHIPPING TIME ||

Yay! You found what you wanted and ordered it. What’s next?

PRODUCTION
Once we receive your order it is simultaneously sent to our production partner for production.

Production time varies per item. On average orders are completed within 1-5 business days.

SHIPPING
US Orders are shipped via usps, and take between 2-5 days to arrive!

International orders are shipped via USPS & DHL (carriers subject to change) and take on average 5-20 days to arrive, depending on your location.

Tracking information is uploaded into Etsy so you can easily track your order. 

EXPRESS SHIPPING
If you need your order quickly, please contact us and we can quote pricing for express shipping upgrades. 

║ QUESTIONS? ║

Please contact us through Etsy!

We aim to respond to your questions within 24 hours, but usually it’s much quicker than that!

Thank you for shopping our store! We would love to see you again soon!

XOXO
À bientôt!

Remy & Rick
LA MAISON DE CASHEW