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Funny Birthday Card For Sister Best Friend, Turned Out Like This, You Get Me, Long Distance Friendship Bestie, Estranged Birthday Card

Name: Funny Birthday Card For Sister Best Friend, Turned Out Like This, You Get Me, Long Distance Friendship Bestie, Estranged Birthday Card
Brand: SpadeStationery
SKU: 1664882461
Price: 6.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (222 reviews)

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Arrives soon! Get it by Sep 12-15 if you order today

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Highlights

Designed by SpadeStationery
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: paper, cardstock, envelope

Look no further for the perfect birthday card for your sister or best friend. This funny "you get me" birthday card is ideal for a long distance friendship or for your lifelong bestie.

[ WORDS ]

Front: Happy birthday to the only person in the world who fully understands why we turned out like this.
Inside: blank

© Spade Stationery LLC, 2026, All Rights Reserved.

[ THE CARD ]

- A2 card = 4.25” x 5.5”
- Professionally printed on bright white 130lb. matte card stock (Read: it’s heavy weight! You are getting your money’s worth)
- Includes bright white envelope

[ SHIPPING ]

Finally, the day has come and every domestic US order ships for free WITH TRACKING!

All orders will ship via USPS via First Class Mail. You may upgrade for a fee, upon checkout, to USPS Priority Mail for even faster service (which also includes tracking and packaged in a bubble mailer). Please remember, orders take 1-2 business days to process and package, and then add on a few days for shipping. I’m pretty quick, and usually get orders out the next weekday.

Please note, Spade Stationery will not be responsible for any orders that are delayed, damaged, or lost in the mail by USPS. Etsy Purchase Protection Program will cover most orders. Please reach out with any questions as we are always happy to help!

[ PLEASE NOTE ]

Colors may vary, depending on the calibration of your computer/smartphone screen

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