• 90% of marriage is just shouting "what" from different rooms
  • May include: Three wooden signs with different paint finishes. The top sign is white with black text that reads "Solid White". The middle sign is black with white text that reads "Solid Black". The bottom sign is white with black text that reads "Distressed".
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  • 90% of marriage is just shouting "what" from different rooms
  • May include: Three wooden signs with different paint finishes. The top sign is white with black text that reads "Solid White". The middle sign is black with white text that reads "Solid Black". The bottom sign is white with black text that reads "Distressed".
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Funny Marriage Quote Wood Sign – Rustic Home Decor

FairviewCraftStudio  

Item highlights

  • Materials: wood, vinyl, paint, love
  • Dimensions: Width: 6 Inches; Height: 3.5 Inches; Depth: 1.5 Inches
  • Made to order
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“Perfect sign, love it, fast shipping!”

Cherie

Nov 2, 2025

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  • Cost to ship
    $5.99 to United States, 43215.

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5.0

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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Cherie Nov 2, 2025

Perfect sign, love it, fast shipping!

Cherie Nov 2, 2025

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90% of marriage is just shouting "what" from different rooms

Funny sign "90% of marriage is just shouting "what" from different rooms"

Small sign is made of wood and measure approximately is 6"x 3,5"x1,5"

Wooden shelf sitter have been painted, distressed and sealed by hand for that rustic look.
Each side of wood signis smooth and splinter free.

Perfect size for bar area or master bedroom.
The funny present will look great on your fireplace mantle, book shelf, tv stand, tiered tray or wherever you want.

• Due to items being handmade, each one is unique in its own way and slight variations will occur.
• All sets can be customized within reason. Just send me a message!
• The back of this sign is also distressed white
• This sign stands on its own
• There is no keyhole in the back for hanging this mini sign, but I can add one upon request. It will be a small hole on the back of the sign that you can use to hang it on a small nail or pin, similar to how you would with a sawtooth hanger. Please note, it will NOT be a sawtooth hanger.

• Each sign is handmade from scratch using solid wood, making every piece truly unique. Please note that due to the natural characteristics of the wood, you may see some small dents, knots, or variations in texture, adding to the rustic charm and authenticity of the product.


• Dear friends, if you encounter any issues with your purchase, feel free to send me a message, and I’ll do everything I can to meet your expectations and ensure you’re happy with your order.

  • Made by
    FairviewCraftStudio
  • Materials
    wood, vinyl, paint, love
  • Width
    6 Inches
  • Height
    3.5 Inches
  • Depth
    1.5 Inches
  • Gift wrapping

    Available

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    Gift wrapping by FairviewCraftStudio

    Friends, let me know what is the occasion and I will try to wrap it accordingly.

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 19-Dec 1
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 7 days.
  • Ships from
    Mckinney, TX
  • Cost to ship
    $5.99 to United States, 43215

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FairviewCraftStudio
Julia
FairviewCraftStudio ·

Fairview, Texas

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