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My Last Fuck Candle, Funny Candles, Office Candles, Humor Gift, Zero Fucks Candle, Galentines Gifts, Coworker Gifts, Home Decor, SS108

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  • Designed by ScentsofSatireCo
  • Materials: Wax type: Soy
  • Sustainable features: recycled glass, vegan. Items may include additional materials or use methods that aren't considered sustainable features on our site. Learn more
  • Volume: 7.5 fluid ounces

Ignite a bold statement with our "My Last Fuck, Oh Look, It's on Fire" candle. A perfect blend of humor and defiance, this candle is sure to light up any room with laughter and a carefree vibe. Customize it to make a uniquely audacious statement.


AVAILABLE FRAGRANCES

Choose from a provocative lineup of scents, each as characterful as your most scandalous thoughts:

Comfort Spice: Wrap yourself in the cozy embrace of autumn with a blend of brown sugar, cinnamon, lemon, vanilla, and pralines.
Eucalyptus Lavender Herb: Breathe in a serene blend of fresh Eucalyptus and calming Lavender, accented with a whisper of earthy undertones.
Fresh Balsam: Wander through a wintry forest with crisp balsam, eucalyptus, fir branches, and a hint of cedarwood.
Pink Grapefruit: Energize with the sweet zest of pink grapefruit, complemented by a sparkling citron melody.
Sea Breeze: Sail away with a refreshing mix of citrus, lavender, cedarwood, jasmine, patchouli, rosemary, and oakmoss.
Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: Cozy up with the warming scents of spiced pumpkin, zesty ginger, and a touch of fall spices.
Vanilla Bean: Indulge in the rich sweetness of vanilla bean, caressed by tonka bean and whipped cocoa.

*For a full scent description, check out the product listing images for a classic take on each aroma.


THE VESSELS & MORE

The Snarky Amber Glass Jar Candle:
Size: 4 Oz. for a whiff of rebellion, approx. 20 hours of burn time; 9 Oz. for an extended escapade, approx. 50 hours of burn time.
Vessel Color: Amber, as in 'I'm classy but still got sass.'
Lid Color: Gold, because we're all about that subtle brag.
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes) - authenticity at its best.
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) - only the good stuff.
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax, Made in the USA - because local is better.


CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Keep your candle in sight when lit. Stay clear of children, pets, and flammable items.


SHIPPING

Orders ship promptly, check listing for “arrive by” dates.
Shipped via USPS First Class mail and Ascendia from the US.
Arrival times may vary, especially during holidays.

RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Due to the custom nature of our candles, returns are not accepted. For concerns, please contact us.

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.99
  • Ships from: Newfields, NH

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