• May include: A dark green leather-bound journal with the text "THE ALGORITHM CAN'T FIND ME HERE" in gold lettering.
  • May include: An open notebook with white pages and a fine dot grid pattern. The notebook is lying flat on a wooden surface.
  • May include: A dark green leather-bound journal with the text "THE ALGORITHM CAN'T FIND ME HERE" in gold lettering.
  • May include: An open notebook with white pages and a fine dot grid pattern. The notebook is lying flat on a wooden surface.
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Algorithm - JOURNAL - Humor - Gift

MincingMockingbird  
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“Obsessed! Good printing, fast shipping. Matches the listing, and the quality is fantastic.”

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Oct 11, 2025

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    Nov 2-6
  • Returns
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $5.20 to United States, 43215.

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5.0

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Etsy buyer Oct 11, 2025

Obsessed! Good printing, fast shipping. Matches the listing, and the quality is fantastic.

Etsy buyer Oct 11, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Chelsie Mar 5, 2025

One of my ABSOLUTE favorite journals! Have already purchased several and will continue to

Chelsie Mar 5, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

jen Mar 8, 2024

I adore these journals from Mincing Mockingbird! They are perfect for on the go or wherever. They spark ohhh so much joy 😊

jen Mar 8, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Pamela Feb 17, 2024

Another hilarious item from Mincing Mockingbird-the best Go-To for laughing your ass off on paper.

Pamela Feb 17, 2024

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May include: A dark green leather-bound journal with the text "THE ALGORITHM CAN'T FIND ME HERE" in gold lettering.

This journal will make you the envy of the coffee shop with its faux vintage cover and eye-catching gold lettering. Perfect for writing, drawing or visual thinking of all types.

120 pages

Stylish gold foil stamped 300 gsm uncoated card stock cover
80lb. woodfree paper
120 gsm creamy off-white paper that takes ink beautifully

Interior: Dot grid

Binding lies flat when open

5" x 7"—perfect size for a purse or for traveling

8157alg

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    Nov 2-6
  • Return policy
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    Paso Robles, CA
  • Cost to ship
    $5.20 to United States, 43215

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MincingMockingbird
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MincingMockingbird ·

Paso Robles, California

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