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AsToldByEllie  
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Oct 22-29

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Introducing the "Overshadowed December Birthday" Greeting Card – the perfectly impertinent way to acknowledge a December birthday that's always battling for the spotlight with the holiday season! 🎉

🎉 Bold and Brazen:
-A2 Card Size (4.25in x 5.5in)
-A design that's as daring as the message it carries
-Expertly printed on premium cardstock to handle sharp wit and bold statements
-Paired with a sleek, kraft envelope
-Protected in a clear cello sleeve, ensuring it arrives as crisp as its humor

🚚 Delivery Diversions:
📦 Standard USPS First-Class Mail (patience is a virtue, but tracking is not included)
🚆 USPS Ground Advantage (for those who prefer a bit of security with their sarcasm, tracking included)
🚚 UPS 3 Day Select (because even last-minute regrets need expedited shipping)
✈️ UPS 2nd Day Air Saver (when you need to send your cheeky sentiments post-haste)
🌙 UPS Overnight (for when the clock is ticking but the celebration can't wait)

🎁 Special Bonus:
Each order is accompanied by a complimentary envelope sticker seal.

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Etsy buyer Dec 15, 2025

Great item! Fast shipping! Thanks

Etsy buyer Dec 15, 2025

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Gulf Breeze, Florida

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