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Welcome, unconventional self-helpers! I'm Kirsty, the solo force behind this audacious operation. Tired of stuffy self-help clichés, I turned to humor, creating a line of sarcastic, sweary, and downright hilarious affirmation, oracle, and tarot cards.

Our products aren't just cards, they're a rebellious riff on personal growth. They're made for those who believe enlightenment doesn't have to be oh-so-serious, and a good laugh can be as therapeutic as any solemn sermon.

At The Sweary Affirmation, we're not just selling cards, we're creating a community of mischief makers who thrive on the unconventional. So if you're all about personal growth but love to color outside the lines, you've found your tribe. Welcome to our irreverent family!

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