For the best burn experience: 1. Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before each use. 2. When burning for the first time, allow the wax to melt to the edge of the glass. 3. Avoid burning the candle for more than 4 hours at a time. 4. Place candle on a stable surface away from flammable objects before lighting. 5. Keep candle away from children and pets. Our soy candles are hand-poured in small batches, not mass-produced. You may notice “wet spots” or small imperfections, these are completely normal characteristics of natural soy wax and do not affect the candle’s performance.

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Smells Like Sobriety In This B*tch Candle, Sober Gift, Sobriety Gift, Sobriety Celebration, Sobriety Anniversary, Addiction Recovery Gift

Name: Smells Like Sobriety In This B*tch Candle, Sober Gift, Sobriety Gift, Sobriety Celebration, Sobriety Anniversary, Addiction Recovery Gift
Brand: WackoWicks
SKU: 1695581264
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (165 reviews)

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Made by WackoWicks
Materials: Wax type: Soy
Sustainable features: vegan. Items may include additional materials or use methods that aren't considered sustainable features on our site. Learn more

Our "Smells Like Sobriety In This B*tch" candle is the perfect funny sobriety celebration gift!

CANDLE DIMENSIONS
PLEASE CHECK BEFORE YOU PURCHASE:
• 4 OZ MINI CANDLE (LITERALLY A MINI!)
Diameter 2.25 in | Height 2.75 in | Burn Time: 20+ hours
• 9 OZ STANDARD CANDLE
Diameter 2.75 in | Height 3.5 in | Burn Time: 50+ hours

DESCRIPTION:
• 100% cotton wick
• Comes in a reusable amber glass jar
• Made from our signature soy wax blend
• Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic colors, and phthalates
• Vegan & eco-friendly

AVAILABLE SCENTS:
🩵 Cashmere Musk (TOP SELLER - MASCULINE)
Saffron, Lily of the Valley, Violet, Amber, Dark Musk, Vetiver

🩵 Cinnamon Chai (TOP SELLER)
Cinnamon, Cardamom, Cream, Peppercorn, Black Tea, Sweet Vanilla

🩵 Coconut Soleil
Pineapple, Banana, Coconut, Vanilla, Tonka Bean

🩵 Beachwood (TOP SELLER)
Sea Salt, Orange Peel, Sage, Eucalyptus, Teakwood, Patchouli

🩵 Blackberry Vanilla
Raspberry, Strawberry, Plum, Vanilla, Sugar

🩵 Sage & Cypress
Palo Santo, Patchouli, Musk, Sage, Cypress, Spruce, Bergamot

🩵 Vanilla Orchid (TOP SELLER)
Heliotrope, Jasmine, Vanilla, Light Musk, Sandalwood

🩵 Fragrance-Free
Neutral & Clean

Please light our candles responsibly:
• Never leave a burning candle unattended.
• Keep away from anything flammable.
• Keep out of reach of children & pets.
• Stop burning when 1/4" of wax remains.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to send us a message. Thank you for choosing WackoWicks!

Smells Like Sobriety In This B*tch Candle, Sober Gift, Sobriety Gift, Sobriety Celebration, Sobriety Anniversary, Addiction Recovery Gift

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Cost to ship: $7.90

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Ships from: Prairie Village, KS

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Perfect gift Smells amazing Love it Great quality As described Looks great Helpful seller

4.9

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4.9 Item quality

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Michael Sep 23, 2026

Just as described! Fast shipping and great communication!

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Exactly as expected. Fast shipping

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just what i expected it to be!

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Robyn Aug 22, 2026

Great product! Would order again.

Robyn Aug 22, 2026

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