Sarcasm Interpretive Dance T-Shirt: Sarcastic Humor Tee

Are you fluent in sarcasm or do you know someone who can't survive a conversation without a witty retort? Our "I’d give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication" Sarcasm Shirt is the perfect wardrobe staple for those who pride themselves on their sharp wit and playful banter.


Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
• The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
• Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
• The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
• Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck
Looking good on both men and women, this soft jersey tee is comfortable enough to wear all day long. High quality print will make it an instant favorite in every wardrobe.
• The lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) makes this shirt a versatile choice for any season while the 100% cotton fabric ensures a smooth, comfortable wearing experience.
• The retail fit along with the V-neckline ensure a stylish silhouette and a trendy, versatile appearance in any setting, whether casual or semi-formal.
• Bella+Canvas is part of the Fair Labor Association and is Platinum WRAP certified. This means all blank products manufactured in the US and internationally are made in humane, sustainable way, under a strict no-sweatshop policy.
• All tees come with a tear-away label.
• Fabric blend: Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck SweatShirt
• Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
• The classic fit along with the crew neckline delivers a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
• Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
• Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
• Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

Toddler T-shirt
• 100% Ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
• Classic Fit
• Grey pearlized tear-away label


SIZING
• Please refer to size charts

TERMS OF SALE
Just a few things to note when buying from me to ensure everything is clear before you make your purchase:
• Please select your style, size, and color from the drop-down menus.
• White, Natural/Sand, and Athletic Heather will have black text. All others will have white text.
• Add your custom personalization preferences.
• Please look over the shipping costs before you buy an item. Shipment costs to receive the awesome t-shirts are at the buyer's expense.
• If you have any questions, please ask! I will respond as quickly as I can.

SHIPPING & RETURNS
• Most orders will ship within 3-5 business days. If for some reason we can't get the item out within that time frame, we will contact you directly.
• Shipping to anywhere in the USA is typically 10-14 days. Please allow for extra time during the holidays when the postal service may be extra busy.
As items are printed to order they are not eligible for return or exchange, please consider size chart for best fit.
• If there is an issue with the product itself (discoloration, misprint, etc.) then I will happily correct the issue and replace it with the same item/size.

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