Horse Denier Bumper Sticker or Magnet | Waterproof Vinyl Car Decal Gift

Horse Denier is one of our bestselling bumper stickers for people committed to equine misinformation. Horse Denier is our original design! This it the ORIGINAL! Available as a waterproof vinyl sticker or car magnet.

Star Seller on Etsy with 36k+ sales and 5,700+ reviews. Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington.

🔥 Bundle & save! Use code 1FREESTICKER for Buy 2 Get 1 Free stickers, 2FREESTICKERS for Buy 6 Get 2 Free, or 3FREESTICKERS for Buy 9 Get 3 Free. For magnets, use 1FREEMAGNET, 2FREEMAGNETS, or 3FREEMAGNETS. Codes must be entered at checkout. See listing photos or shop announcements for details.

Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of unhinged, weatherproof, high-quality chaos for your car. Est. 2023. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, featured in The New York Times, and stocked in 70+ retail stores including Zumiez. You’re in weird company.

🐸 PRODUCT INFO:
-Rectangular designs are approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cut designs are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade, so sizing may vary slightly
-Mockup images are not to scale

💪 MATERIAL:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car wash -safe
-Built to survive the elements and general nonsense

🧲 MAGNETS:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
-Extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available on our site and recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds

🧼 STICKER APPLICATION:
-Clean surface with water before applying
-Avoid detergent (car wash with wax) or alcohol unless fully removed before application
-Dry completely before use
-Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured surfaces
-Press from the center outward to avoid bubbles

⚠️ MAGNET APPLICATION:
-Magnets only stick to metal — many modern car bumpers are plastic
-Small air bubbles can happen and usually flatten with heat or time
-Remove before car washes or extreme weather for best longevity

❗ PLEASE NOTE:
-Mockup images are not to scale
-Designs may appear larger in listing images for visibility
-Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings

Application Disclaimer:
-Works best on smooth, glossy, clean, dry surfaces
-We cannot refund items applied to textured, plastic, dirty, or incompatible surfaces
-Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items use low surface energy plastics, which can make adhesion difficult even with premium vinyl
-If you apply to a weird or incompatible surface, you assume the risk

👉 If you’re applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, send us a message — we’re happy to talk through higher-tack vinyl options for difficult surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, some customers use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or a little heat and pressure during application.

Magnet Compatibility:
-Test a magnet on your vehicle before purchasing
-Trunks, doors, and side panels are often better than bumpers on newer cars
-We cannot refund magnets purchased for non-metal surfaces

Longevity:
-Our materials are made to last, but extreme weather, improper prep, and surface type can shorten product life

Design Ownership:
-All Frog Mustard designs are original and created for humor and novelty
-Parody and satire are protected speech

📦 SHIPPING:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
We ship worldwide 🌍
-Free shipping may be available
-Free third-party shipping is only trackable through Etsy or Pitney Bowes

🎁 ALSO FROM FROG MUSTARD:
-Monthly subscriptions, rewards, and bonus designs available at frogmustardstickers.com
-Submit a design to our monthly Frog Army Sticker Stars contest for a chance to win a free sticker or magnet
-Follow @frogmustardstickers for memes, giveaways, and general chaos

Questions? hello [!at] frogmustardstickers.com

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