Remember, because Mother Nature makes wood, every piece is very different. I love to use reclaimed wood as much as possible. And when I do have to buy my wood "new," I don't get it at a box store because they never have unique pieces of wood (95% of their wood is pine). I go to a local lumber specialty place where I have a bountiful choice of gorgeous, quality wood. Bottom line, I like all my pieces to have character, and I won't let one leave my shop unless I'd use it in my own house.

Here's what I do to the pipe that others may not: 1) Clean all residue and dirt off it, 2) Sand it down, 3) Prime it with high quality Rustoleum rust protectant, 4) Coat with a uniform color of paint (but some of the prime may show through in spots ... I like this because it adds depth to the pipe), 5) Apply at least 2 coats of clear enamel coating. All of this takes time and elbow grease, but I feel it's necessary so your piece lasts a lifetime.

Even though I coat my piping with hard enamel clear-coating, it will eventually wear down after years of use. When this happens you may begin to see rust form. I recommend leaving the rust on for character. Or you can lightly rub the rust off with a soft rag, water and dish soap ... then spray with clear-coat again.

Because everything is coated with clear enamel, all you have to do is wipe with a damp cloth. You shouldn't need any special cleaners. If you do need something, use simple dish detergent and rub lightly.

All of my pipes/fittings are without "CHINA" stamps

I work directly with the factory on all my pipes and fittings. None of them are stamped with "MADE IN CHINA" or "CHINA" or any Chinese characters (unlike pieces at your local big box store or most sellers). My pipes are aesthetically pleasing because that's what you're looking for, right?

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Biden vs Trump CAGE MATCH Duo Package Bobblehead Figurines Prank Gag

Name: Biden vs Trump CAGE MATCH Duo Package Bobblehead Figurines Prank Gag
Brand: RCGdesignsETSY
SKU: 1733776008
Price: 35.24 USD
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Materials: Satire, healthy sense of humor

No, they're not bobbleheads, they're much more risque! Get both the Trumper Dumper & Slidin' Biden caganer poop figurines as a duo saver pack.

A Caganer is a traditional Christmas figurine from the Catalan region of Spain (Barcelona), that made its debut a few centuries ago. Initially depicted as a Catalan peasant dressed in traditional attire, the figure is hidden in Nativity scenes, and it's the children's job to find it.

Think of it as an earlier version of the Elf on a Shelf, only more irreverent and comical. Since the 1700s, the caganer (translation: defecator) has evolved to encompass a whole variety of celebrities, from the leaders of nations to sports team icons to religious figures -- anyone lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to have one made in their honor.

These pooping statues can be used in a multitude of ways: Christmas decoration, Twitter (x) icon photo, gag gift, the ultimate pooping emoji, or the most interesting paper weight ever conceived.

Why a Caganer? My wife and I first saw them while traveling in Barcelona during December, and we couldn't believe our eyes. The Spanish kids were enthralled by them, and we always try to learn about other cultures. And then I thought, why not import a bunch of these and spread the joy ... in the name of cultural enlightenment, of course.

So get the ultimate gag gift for your favorite Trump or Biden fan. Don't they make such a great couple?

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