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Breakup Candle, Divorce Gift, Narcissist, Gift for Best Friend, Funny Divorce, Cheer Up Gift, Funny Gifts, Breakup Care Package
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Smells like his b*tch ass isn't your problem anymore! - Light up the newfound freedom with this funny divorce & breakup candle that declares, No more living with a narcissist! Perfect for your sister or best friend, this gift brings a warm glow and a much-needed laugh after a breakup or divorce.
PRODUCTION
We ship most orders within 1 business day of purchase—unless you've requested a proof, then we wait for our resident perfectionist to give the green light! We pour our own candles daily in our Tennessee studio, where the candles get more love and attention than our houseplants! We use sustainable paper packaging because Mother Nature insisted.
MATERIALS
Our candles are a gourmet blend of coconut and soy wax, and they’re vegan—no animals were invited! The wax is sustainably sourced, and our fragrances are phthalate-free and clean burning. Our candles contain no lead, parabens, or synthetic dyes because we believe in keeping things pure and simple, just like grandma’s sweet tea.
FRAGRANCES
Coffee:
It's like having a miniature coffee shop in your living room, minus the judgmental stares for wearing pajamas all day!
Oakmoss + Amber:
It's like wearing a flannel shirt made of confidence and smelling like you just wrestled a bear (and won). Let this rugged yet refined aroma transform your space into a man cave where even the trees envy your style.
Sea Salt:
It's like taking a deep breath of ocean air, minus the seagull photobombs. Let the fresh scent of sea salt transport you to a beach where the only stress is choosing between sunscreen or a sandcastle.
Cactus Blossom:
It's like a desert rave for your nose, where even the cacti are doing the tango. this tropical burst of happiness will transport you to a world where sunbeams taste like pineapple and the air smells like a fiesta. Light this candle and watch your worries shrivel up faster than a thirsty succulent!
Birch + Sage:
It mells like Mother Nature decided to throw a spa day in the woods, it's like a dance party in the forest where the birch trees break out their best moves.
Grapefruit + Basil:
Picture a fruit ninja chopping zesty grapefruits and basil. It's so relaxing and exciting, it'll make your nose do a hula dance!
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Perfect gift Smells amazing Love it Fast shipping Looks great Well packaged Great quality
great item arrived quickly and well crafted
This arrived super fast and it smells wonderful and was carefully packaged. Now off to its intended recipient to get that bitch ass dude scent out of the house! 😉
The teakwood and bergamot is amazing. It really fills the room with a lovely, cozy scent as it burns. And the label is so cute! Highly recommend!
Love it - my recently divorced friend was happy with this!
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