• May include: A navy blue short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cartoon character holding a mug with bubbles above it. The text "Two-Fisted Slopper" is printed in a cream-colored, distressed font above and below the character illustration.
  • May include: A navy blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cartoon character holding a mug with the text Two-Fisted Stopper and a beige baseball cap with the text FIGHT GINGIVITIS, paired with khaki shorts, black socks, and white sneakers.
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  • May include: A collection of Gildan Softstyle 64000 t-shirts displayed in three vertical columns, showcasing a wide variety of solid and heathered colors including black, gray, white, yellow, orange, red, green, blue, and brown shades.
  • May include: A white t-shirt with a size chart labeled Gildan 64000. The chart displays width, length, and sleeve length measurements in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL, noting a manufacturing tolerance of ±1.5 inches.
  • May include: A light blue informational graphic with black text titled Spatulatastic T-Shirts. It lists product details including Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle shirts, crew neckline, cotton and polyester blend options, and DTG printing technology.
  • May include: A navy blue short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cartoon character holding a mug with bubbles above it. The text "Two-Fisted Slopper" is printed in a cream-colored, distressed font above and below the character illustration.
  • May include: A navy blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cartoon character holding a mug with the text Two-Fisted Stopper and a beige baseball cap with the text FIGHT GINGIVITIS, paired with khaki shorts, black socks, and white sneakers.
  • Two-Fisted Slopper with 2 Beers Vintage Style Distressed Unisex T-Shirt Milwaukee Baseball 1970s 80s image 3
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  • Two-Fisted Slopper with 2 Beers Vintage Style Distressed Unisex T-Shirt Milwaukee Baseball 1970s 80s image 9
  • May include: A collection of Gildan Softstyle 64000 t-shirts displayed in three vertical columns, showcasing a wide variety of solid and heathered colors including black, gray, white, yellow, orange, red, green, blue, and brown shades.
  • May include: A white t-shirt with a size chart labeled Gildan 64000. The chart displays width, length, and sleeve length measurements in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL, noting a manufacturing tolerance of ±1.5 inches.
  • May include: A light blue informational graphic with black text titled Spatulatastic T-Shirts. It lists product details including Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle shirts, crew neckline, cotton and polyester blend options, and DTG printing technology.
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Two-Fisted Slopper with 2 Beers Vintage Style Distressed Unisex T-Shirt Milwaukee Baseball 1970s 80s

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Don't let the Two-Fisted Slopper ruin your day at Milwaukee County Stadium. Report him to the Fan Assistance Center, located on the main concourse at section 18! A must have for all Milwaukee baseball fans who grew up going to Brewer games in the 1970s and 1980s.

Please note that this is a deliberately distressed-looking print featuring cracks and speckles designed to look old and worn. To make it look as authentic as possible, I copied the picture of the Slopper directly from the old video they used to show on the scoreboard. This means it looks a bit blurry and the colors are faded and indistinct. If you'd rather have a crisp, bright new-looking cartoon style shirt, check out this alternate version:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4596936484/two-fisted-slopper-crisp-cartoon-unisex

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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“Item came better than described! Super comfortable!”

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Oct 12, 2026

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4.2

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Evan Oct 12, 2026

Item came better than described! Super comfortable!

Evan Oct 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Christine Jan 27, 2026

Such a unique find. Soft shirt.

Christine Jan 27, 2026

4 out of 5 stars 4 This item

Jill May 10, 2025

Graphic looks like it will flake off easily.

Jill May 10, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jim Dec 3, 2024

Thanks a lot! Perfect shirt!

Jim Dec 3, 2024

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May include: A navy blue short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cartoon character holding a mug with bubbles above it. The text "Two-Fisted Slopper" is printed in a cream-colored, distressed font above and below the character illustration.

Don't let the Two-Fisted Slopper ruin your day at Milwaukee County Stadium. Report him to the Fan Assistance Center, located on the main concourse at section 18! A must have for all Milwaukee baseball fans who grew up going to Brewer games in the 1970s and 1980s.

Please note that this is a deliberately distressed-looking print featuring cracks and speckles designed to look old and worn. To make it look as authentic as possible, I copied the picture of the Slopper directly from the old video they used to show on the scoreboard. This means it looks a bit blurry and the colors are faded and indistinct. If you'd rather have a crisp, bright new-looking cartoon style shirt, check out this alternate version:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4596936484/two-fisted-slopper-crisp-cartoon-unisex

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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