• May include: Dark teal t-shirt with a bicycle graphic and the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" A cloud-shaped text bubble says "MORE COLOR OPTIONS AVAILABLE". An orange and black bicycle helmet is visible.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a bicycle rider graphic and the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" The shirt is a crew neck style.
  • May include: Heather navy blue t-shirt with a bicycle graphic and the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" The shirt features a crew neck and short sleeves. The graphic shows a person falling off a bicycle.
  • May include: Athletic heather gray t-shirt with the text "I don't crash. I do 'surprise dismounts'" in red and brown. The shirt features a graphic of a person flying off a bicycle. The shirt is paired with denim shorts and black and white sneakers.
  • May include: A collection of t-shirts in various colors, including black, gray, blue, and burgundy. Each shirt features a graphic of a person and a bicycle, along with the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'"
  • May include: A collection of six t-shirts in various colors, including teal, orange, navy, olive green, yellow, and cream. Each shirt features the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" along with a graphic of a person and a bicycle.
  • May include: A black t-shirt with a size chart labeled "UNISEX FIT SIZE CHART." The chart details measurements for Bella+Canvas 3001 shirts, including width and length in inches, ranging from XS to 5XL. Text advises sizing up for extra comfort.
  • May include: Color options for Bella+Canvas 3001 apparel are displayed in a grid. Colors include black, heather navy, heather prism natural, athletic heather, dusty blue, dark teal, heather true royal, maroon, sunset, military green, heather olive, and heather mustard.
  • May include: A promotional graphic for Pipe Dream Creative Co. features the company logo, social media handles, and Etsy shop link. The text encourages customers to explore more products and provides information on returns and exchanges.
  • May include: Dark teal t-shirt with a bicycle graphic and the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" A cloud-shaped text bubble says "MORE COLOR OPTIONS AVAILABLE". An orange and black bicycle helmet is visible.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a bicycle rider graphic and the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" The shirt is a crew neck style.
  • May include: Heather navy blue t-shirt with a bicycle graphic and the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" The shirt features a crew neck and short sleeves. The graphic shows a person falling off a bicycle.
  • May include: Athletic heather gray t-shirt with the text "I don't crash. I do 'surprise dismounts'" in red and brown. The shirt features a graphic of a person flying off a bicycle. The shirt is paired with denim shorts and black and white sneakers.
  • May include: A collection of t-shirts in various colors, including black, gray, blue, and burgundy. Each shirt features a graphic of a person and a bicycle, along with the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'"
  • May include: A collection of six t-shirts in various colors, including teal, orange, navy, olive green, yellow, and cream. Each shirt features the text "I DON'T CRASH. I DO 'SURPRISE DISMOUNTS.'" along with a graphic of a person and a bicycle.
  • May include: A black t-shirt with a size chart labeled "UNISEX FIT SIZE CHART." The chart details measurements for Bella+Canvas 3001 shirts, including width and length in inches, ranging from XS to 5XL. Text advises sizing up for extra comfort.
  • May include: Color options for Bella+Canvas 3001 apparel are displayed in a grid. Colors include black, heather navy, heather prism natural, athletic heather, dusty blue, dark teal, heather true royal, maroon, sunset, military green, heather olive, and heather mustard.
  • May include: A promotional graphic for Pipe Dream Creative Co. features the company logo, social media handles, and Etsy shop link. The text encourages customers to explore more products and provides information on returns and exchanges.
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Funny Bike T-Shirt for Cyclist Mountain Bike Lover

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For those who believe gravity has a personal vendetta against them. Celebrate your ability to 'surprise dismount' with style with this bicycle graphic t-shirt.

Product features:
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Fabric blends vary by color
• Ethically made by Bella+Canvas (sustainable, no sweatshops)
• Runs true to size. Refer to size chart for accurate fitting. Recommend to size up for a relaxed, oversized fit.

Care instructions:
• Wash inside out, in cold water (max 30C or 90F) on the gentle cycle
• Tumble dry on low heat or let air dry
• Do not iron graphic
• Do not dry clean

Note:
• Colors may appear different on screen or in the lighting in which the photos were taken.
• Props are not included in the order.

• Light colors printed on dark material may not be as vibrant as on screen due to direct-to-garment printing.

Etsy search: PipeDreamCreativeCo
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PipeDreamCreativeCo

EU representative:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com
3, Gnaftis House flat 102
Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information:
Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

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4.9

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4.7 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5

Alicia Jul 14, 2026

Perfect gift for someone that has fallen of a bike

Alicia Jul 14, 2026

Response from Amanda

Thanks so much! Glad it made the perfect gift. Hopefully it brought a few laughs, even if the bike had other plans

5 out of 5 stars 5

Karli Jun 25, 2026

Great quality, shipped pretty quick!

Karli Jun 25, 2026

Response from Amanda

Thank you for your review! I’m so glad you loved the quality and fast shipping. Enjoy!

5 out of 5 stars 5

Jeff Jun 22, 2026

perfectly satisfied

Jeff Jun 22, 2026

Response from Amanda

Thanks so much! So glad you’re happy with your purchase!

5 out of 5 stars 5

Etsy buyer Jun 18, 2026

cute and worth the price

Etsy buyer Jun 18, 2026

Response from Amanda

Thanks so much! I’m happy to hear you like the shirt and it’s worth the price. Thanks for supporting my small business!

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PipeDreamCreativeCo
Amanda
PipeDreamCreativeCo ·

Eagle, Colorado

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