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Get ready to spread some divine laughter with our "Holy Guacamole" t-shirt! Perfect for those who love funny phrases and food humor, this shirt features an adorable avocado dressed as a monk, complete with a cross and a serene expression. This hilarious and unique design is sure to bring smiles and chuckles to everyone you meet. It's the ideal gift for Christian friends who appreciate a good pun and a bit of lighthearted fun. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt ensures comfort while you share your love for faith and food humor. Wear it to church events, casual outings, or simply to brighten someone's day with a dash of "holy" humor!

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Proudly designed in McComb, OH, and printed in the U.S.A.

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Please review all photos in the listing before purchase to find your perfect fit! We kindly request you to check our color and size charts before placing your order to ensure the best fit.

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If you wish to customize or incorporate elements into the featured design shown in our pictures, please contact us via the message box. Confirming the feasibility of your request ensures that we can accommodate your preferences.

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--- BLANCHARD BEND GUARANTEE ---

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--- PRODUCTION / SHIPPING INFO ---

Production Time:
1-3 business days (Usually 2)

Shipping Time:
1-7 business days (Usually 3)

Priority shipping is available for an extra charge. International shipping may take longer. During the holiday season, potential delays may occur, but we're on it! If you provided an incorrect address, contact us ASAP; changes are tough once it's in packaging. A tracking number is provided when shipped. All delivery dates are estimates and not guaranteed. Free shipping in the U.S. on all orders!

--- SIZING ---

• Unisex Sizing: Our t-shirts offer a comfortable, flattering fit for everyone.

• Fit Tips for Women: Expect a looser fit. For a regular fit, order your normal size. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down.

• True to Size: All items run true to size. Refer to the size chart in the pictures for precise measurements.

• Oversized Look: For that trendy oversized look, size up 1-2 sizes. For an oversized "sleep shirt" vibe, size up 3 sizes.

• Length: Note that unisex shirts are longer than typical women's shirts.

• Ensure Your Fit: Please review the size chart to find your perfect fit. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to reach out!

--- PRODUCT DESCRIPTION ---

Experience the comfort and quality of our Comfort Colors® garment-dyed personalized t-shirts, brought to you by Blanchard Bend Creations. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, these tees offer a super soft and cozy feel, making them a perfect addition to your wardrobe.

• Premium Quality: We use authentic Comfort Colors® t-shirts made from high-quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton.

• Perfect Fit: Our shirts are unisex and true to size. Refer to our size chart to find your ideal fit.

• Exceptional Comfort: Award-winning, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric provides a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage.

• Durable Design: Featuring double-needle stitching throughout and a seamless tubular shape.

• Eco-Friendly: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and ethically grown, harvested cotton.

• Features: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd²), relaxed fit, sewn-in twill label, pull-on closure, twill taped neck and shoulders, and topstitched rib collar.

• Sustainable Practices: Proudly using Comfort Colors® t-shirts, which follow sustainable production methods and are members of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.

At Blanchard Bend Creations, we combine style, comfort, and sustainability to bring you high-quality t-shirts that you’ll love. Discover the perfect blend of fashion and function with our Comfort Colors® t-shirts.

--- CARE INSTRUCTIONS ---

To keep your Blanchard Bend Creations t-shirt looking its best: machine wash cold, delicate cycle inside out with like colors. Avoid dry cleaning. Bleaching is not recommended, however, use non-chlorine bleach if necessary. Do not iron directly on the design. Iron or steam with medium heat. Tumble dry on low heat. Wash separately before wearing to avoid bleeding issues. The shirt is pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage.

--- PRINTING METHOD ---

At Blanchard Bend Creations, we use state-of-the-art direct-to-garment (DTG) printing technology to craft our t-shirts. This advanced technique ensures vibrant, lasting prints that won't peel or crack. Here’s how we do it:

• Advanced DTG Technology: We employ inkjet technology specifically adapted for textiles.

• High-Quality Inks: Specialty water-based inks are directly absorbed into the fabric, providing a smooth finish that won't fade.

• Precision Printing: Our DTG machines ensure your design is applied with high precision and quality.

• Durable Prints: The ink is printed directly into the fabric, ensuring long-lasting durability and vibrant colors.

With DTG printing, your Blanchard Bend Creations t-shirt is not only stylish but also built to last.

--- HOW TO ORDER ---

Customizing your t-shirt purchase at Blanchard Bend Creations is easy! Follow these simple steps to ensure a smooth shopping experience:

1️⃣ Review All Details: Before placing your order, carefully review all the product information, especially the color, sizing, and guarantee cards in the listing photos.

2️⃣ Select Shirt Type and Size: Use the first drop-down menu to choose your shirt type and size. Each option is clearly labeled for your convenience. Refer to the sizing card in the listing photos.

3️⃣ Choose Your Shirt Color: Select your preferred shirt color from the second drop-down menu. Refer to the color card in the listing photos.

4️⃣ Adding Multiple Items: Want more than one item? Add the first item to your cart, then use the back button to return to the product page. Repeat steps 1-4 for each additional item.

5️⃣ Complete Your Order: Once you’ve added all desired items to your cart, proceed to checkout. Enter your payment information and shipping address, then click 'Submit' to finalize your order.

We strive to make the ordering process as straightforward as possible. If you need any assistance, don’t hesitate to reach out. We're here to help!

--- COLORS OFFERED ---

Choose from a wide range of popular colors to find the perfect shade for your new t-shirt. Refer to the color card in the listing photos for color offerings.

Our design graphics can include a wide range of colors. Sometimes, these colors may blend with or be similar to certain t-shirt colors. Consider this when selecting your t-shirt color to ensure the design stands out as intended. For text-based tees, the shirt and text color are displayed on the bottom left corner of each respective shirt mock-up. This approach ensures the design's readability and aesthetic appeal, making each t-shirt look its best.

To enhance clarity and visibility, we carefully select text and design colors based on the shirt color:

• Lighter Shirts (White, Ivory, Orchid, Mustard): Typically use black lettering.

• Darker Shirts (Light Green, Moss, Blue Jean, Grey, Black, Pepper, Chalky Mint, Violet, Yam, Cumin, Berry): Typically use white lettering.

--- RETURN POLICY ---

All items in our shop are custom and made-to-order. Due to the personalized nature of these products, we cannot accept returns unless the items arrive damaged or defective. However, per our Blanchard Bend Guarantee, if you encounter any issues, please reach out to us so we can help remedy the situation.

--- DISCLOSURES AND DISCLAIMERS ---

• AI-Assisted Designs: Some of our t-shirt designs are crafted with the help of advanced A.I. technology. While not all designs use this method, we embrace this innovation to bring unique and creative styles to our collection.

• Order Confirmation: Placing an order with us confirms that you have read and accepted our shop policies and listing description details.

• Post-Order Changes: Unrequested changes made after placing an order may not be guaranteed. Items will be dispatched as depicted in the provided images.

• Color Accuracy: We strive to display our t-shirt colors as accurately as possible. However, colors can vary depending on your screen settings, such as brightness and resolution. The actual color of your t-shirt might slightly differ from what you see on your screen. We appreciate your understanding and are here to answer any questions you might have about our product colors.

• Monitor Variations: Colors can vary from screen to screen. Due to this, actual colors may vary slightly from our listing photos and the final product.

• Lighting and Digital Photography: We do our best to ensure that our photos are as true to color as possible. However, due to inconsistencies of various monitors, lighting sources, digital photography, and dye lot variations, the color you see on your screen may not perfectly match the actual product. Screen images are intended as a guide only.

• Print Size and Vibrancy: Prints may appear smaller depending on the shirt size ordered. Additionally, the colors can look more muted or less vibrant than the photo due to lighting or differences in computer and mobile screens.

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