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funny 50th birthday card for women friend spouse coworker or relative, funny husband 50th birthday card, sarcastic cards about turning 50

CraftDeeLiving  
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Jun 10-15

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Materials: Cardstock

Give your friend, spouse, coworker or relative a hard time by joking that they're now 50 and you're not - haha! Have a little fun with this one and make a connection with a good laugh. A handwritten card is always special.

☞ OUTSIDE OF CARD:
Bad News YOU'RE 50 Good News I'M NOT

☞ CARD DETAILS
• Card approximately 4 x5.5 inches
• Printed on premium white card stock
• Blank inside for your own personal message
• Self-adhesive A2 size Kraft envelope included
• Card & envelope come in a clear cellophane sleeve

☞ SHIPPING
• Free shipping via First Class Mail does NOT come with USPS tracking, just like putting a stamp on a letter (helps keep costs down for you & me). If you would like USPS tracking information, shipping upgrade is available at checkout.
• Most deliveries are made within 5-7 days after mailing. However, sometimes the mail is slow and deliveries can take up to 10 days (not including Sundays & holidays). Unfortunately, this delay is out of my control. If you have not received your card AFTER 14 days from ship date, please reach out and I will help make it right.
• If you should receive your card damaged (unfortunately, it can happen), please send me a picture of the damage and I will help make it right.
• If your card is returned to me for an incorrect mailing address, you will need to pay additional postage in order for me to re-mail it to you.

Photo props NOT included.
Any questions, please do not hesitate to message me.
Thank you for stopping in and happy shopping!

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Durham, NC

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CraftDeeLiving
Dee
CraftDeeLiving ·

Durham, North Carolina

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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11.5k sales
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17 years on Etsy
1 shop member

Typically responds within a few hours

Typically responds within a few hours

Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Fast shipping As described Love it Perfect gift Looks great Well packaged

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(63 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ryan May 2, 2026

Exactly what I wanted. Nice!

Ryan May 2, 2026

Response from Dee

Thank you!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sarah May 1, 2026

Perfect card for the older sister. Can’t wait to see her face! As described and came quickly.

Sarah May 1, 2026

Response from Dee

Awesome! Thank you for your feedback :)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Lora Mar 22, 2026

Love it! Perfect for gift!

Lora Mar 22, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Alicen Mar 5, 2026

Loved this item for my husbands birthday!

Alicen Mar 5, 2026

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