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I make each item when order is placed. Yes, I have some that are partially finished-I then finish it according to what my customer would like! Any request for custom work is happily accepted-even if it is something not listed in my shop!!

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No smoking! We are a smoke free family! We have small dogs that are like family but they stay away from my work...mainly because they are too small to get up on my table😉. No cats-youngest is allergic.

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Yes!! Please see gift wrapping listing or simply message me with what you would like!

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Everything I sell is made with/from brand new supplies bought from local craft stores or Amazon...OR from my late Nana’s vintage craft stash she left me.

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Funny Quote Sticker: I Have One Nerve Left, Waterproof Vinyl Decal

Name: Funny Quote Sticker: I Have One Nerve Left, Waterproof Vinyl Decal
Brand: Kashkas
SKU: 1768706765
Price: 6.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 3.1 (2 reviews)

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Materials: matte adhesive vinyl
Width: 2.5 inches

Height: 3 inches
Gift wrapping available
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I'm in my Fuck-it Era!!

This listing is for (1) waterproof vinyl "I' have one nerve left and you are dry humping it" sticker approx 3 by 2.75 inches in size in smooth matte finish.

Super cute sticker-perfect to give to your best friend, coworker, or to put on your laptop, tumbler, phone, hydroflask, planner, notebooks, mirror, journal, lockers, desks, bumpers, and more!!

-Waterproof
-weatherproof
-Individual Die-cut
-quality scratch proof adhesive vinyl
-Made in the USA
~ support a small family business:)

Stickers can be applied to most smooth surfaces. For best results, wipe surface with rubbing alcohol or warm water prior to placing sticker.

**FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING-WITH NO MINIMUM!!!!!

**SHIPPED WITH TRACKING IN A CARDBOARD MAILER***

Thanks for shopping at Kashkas and supporting this mama-run small business!

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Ships from: Hartford, WI

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3.1

(2 reviews)

3.1 Item quality

4.0 Shipping

3.1 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

5 This item

Anne May 1, 2026

So clever and well made!

Anne May 1, 2026

1 This item

Shelby Mar 26, 2026

I thought that I was purchasing a sticker to place on my vehicle. Upon arrival it the sticker was slightly larger than a postage stamp. No one would be able to read this, so it was a bad purchase for me. If you don’t mind, then it’s fine. Also the details said THREE “3” stickers. I got one that I ordered, a second that was different and not funny; that was it. Only ONE sticker that I ordered (small).