Grant me the serenity ... funny blank snarky greeting card, just for fun card, boxed sets card, any occasion card [814-372]
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Highlights
"Grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change. The courage to change direction when I see them coming. And the wisdom not to try to smack some sense in them when I can't avoid them."
Funny just for fun blank card ...
HANDMADE BY ME ...
Each card is designed, printed, cut, folded and mailed by me. Our philosophy is "write more, text less" !
DETAILS
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Printed on premium matte white cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes natural white recycled envelope
• Packaged with care and ready to gift
SHIPPING (U.S.)
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Ships in a stamped envelope without tracking.
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• Delivery typically takes about 5–7 business days
• During holidays or busy USPS periods, delivery may take longer
• If your order has not arrived after 14 business days, please contact us — we will make it right
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QUANTITY
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100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
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© 2021–2026 Vintageous Paper Goods, Inc.
All designs created by seller. All rights reserved.
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Order today to get by Nov 13-19
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Returns accepted within 14 days
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Ships from: Cumming, GA
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Fast shipping Looks great As described Unique Helpful seller
It's so hard to find unique cards, but this definitely works. Service was great. Card quality is excellent.
The words along with the picture are perfect!
Great card!! Just as described
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