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Grant me the serenity ... funny blank snarky greeting card, just for fun card, boxed sets card, any occasion card [814-372]

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VintageousPaperGoods  
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Nov 13-19

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Highlights

  • Materials: Cardstock, kraft paper
  • Width: 4.25 inches
    Length: 5.5 inches

"Grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change. The courage to change direction when I see them coming. And the wisdom not to try to smack some sense in them when I can't avoid them."
Funny just for fun blank card ...

HANDMADE BY ME ...
Each card is designed, printed, cut, folded and mailed by me. Our philosophy is "write more, text less" !

DETAILS
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Printed on premium matte white cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes natural white recycled envelope
• Packaged with care and ready to gift

SHIPPING (U.S.)

Free U.S. Shipping on Every Card
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FREE STANDARD SHIPPING (Orders of 5 cards or fewer)

Ships in a stamped envelope without tracking.
Please note:
• Delivery typically takes about 5–7 business days
• During holidays or busy USPS periods, delivery may take longer
• If your order has not arrived after 14 business days, please contact us — we will make it right

OPTIONAL TRACKED SHIPPING UPGRADES

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USPS Ground Advantage (+$5.50)
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• Typically arrives in 2–5 business days

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• Typically arrives in 1–3 business days

ORDERS OF MORE THAN 5 CARDS
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Orders of more than 5 cards ship via USPS Ground Advantage with full tracking.

QUANTITY

This listing is for one card.
Interested in a custom bundle or larger set?
Send me a message and I’d be happy to create a custom listing.

SHOP POLICIES / PURCHASE PROTECTION

Lost mail:

If your card has not arrived after 14 business days (a little longer during holidays), please contact me within 60 days and I’ll work with you to resolve it quickly.
Damaged items:

If your order arrives damaged, please message me and take photos of the packaging/item. I’ll help you through Etsy’s Purchase Protection process and work with you to make it right.

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

We want you to love your purchase. If your card arrives damaged, is lost in the mail, or you are unhappy with your order for any reason, please contact us and we will work quickly to make it right.

We stand behind every card we make and offer a full refund or replacement if we cannot resolve the issue to your satisfaction. Shop with confidence—if there’s a problem, we’ll take care of it.

© 2021–2026 Vintageous Paper Goods, Inc.
All designs created by seller. All rights reserved.

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  • Returns accepted within 14 days
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  • Ships from: Cumming, GA

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Fast shipping Looks great As described Unique Helpful seller

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(61 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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Lori Oct 26, 2026

It's so hard to find unique cards, but this definitely works. Service was great. Card quality is excellent.

Lori Oct 26, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Oct 24, 2026

The words along with the picture are perfect!

Etsy buyer Oct 24, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jennifer Oct 17, 2026

Great card!! Just as described

Jennifer Oct 17, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Oct 4, 2026

Matches description

Etsy buyer Oct 4, 2026

VintageousPaperGoods
VintageousPaperGoods ·

Atlanta, Georgia

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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12.2k sales
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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