Life is Short and So Is Your Penis Feminist funny Pro Choice Roe v Wade 1973 T-Shirt Tee Shirt Mens Ladies Women Mad Labs ML-324

Name: Life is Short and So Is Your Penis Feminist funny Pro Choice Roe v Wade 1973 T-Shirt Tee Shirt Mens Ladies Women Mad Labs ML-324
Brand: MADLABSTEES
SKU: 178023676
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (1911 reviews)

MADLABSTEES

Arrives soon! Get it by May 14-22 if you order today

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Materials: Cotton

Because If I Wanted the Government in My Uterus I'd Fuck a Politician!

**** PLEASE CHECK THE SIZE CHARTS!!*** WE CANNOT OFFER EXCHANGES FOR WRONG SIZE CHOICES***

• PLEASE CONSULT THE SIZE CHART IN EACH LISTING'S PHOTOS

**** NOTE--> OUR TODDLER SIZES DO NOT COME IN BURGUNDY

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Welcome to MAD LABS TEES...and spanks for browsing our designs!

We produce shirts to order just for you with your choice of size, colour & style!
Shirts are produced on the super comfy pre-shrunk Alstyle tees you all know and love..
The gear runs quite true to size & if in doubt, we do suggest going a size up.

Our shirts will bring you years of wear under normal washing conditions
(we suggest inside out, no bleach, cold water & no direct iron)

Want to personalize it with your own wording?? Drop us a line!

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Taxes
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- NO TAX WHATSOEVER on all orders in the USA & the REST OF THE WORLD!!!
- For Canadian orders, 13% Ontario HST is added. Sorry folks, but we're beat on this one.

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Shipping & Processing
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Right now we're getting orders out the door within 3 days :) We always do our best to get everything out as fast as possible, and if for some reason we need to delay, you'll be the first to know! After your order has been made, it will be marked as shipped and you'll get a notification.

When your order has gone out the door, you'll get it in the timeframe(s) below:

• USA - 4 to 7 business days (FULL TRACKING)

• CANADA - 5 to 10 business days for Ontario and Quebec orders, up to 3 weeks for coastal provinces (single item orders shipped via regular mail, multi-item orders are shipped with full tracking)

• INTERNATIONAL (Outside of the USA and Canada) - 2 to 5 weeks (NO TRACKING)

**INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS PLEASE READ OUR POLICIES ON SHIPPING PRIOR TO PLACING YOUR ORDER:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/MADLABSTEES/policy

Make sure to check back often!! --> Every week I put out new designs. If you have any ideas for cool tee designs, hit me up - I want to know what YOU want to see!

Peas'n'carrots

--jay.

Order today to get by May 14-22
Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $6.11
Ships from: Anaheim, CA

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ABSOLUTELY!!

Everything is "made-to-order", so YES, you can have a different colour print or wording. Just place your order and make a note in the "Note to Seller" section as to what colour or specific wording you want. That's all there is to it! NO EXTRA CHARGE :)

No, we won't contact you to confirm that we've changed it once we ship it. Trust us; If you made the note in the "Note to Seller" section, then we made the change.

:)

Note: a complete overhaul of a design that ends up looking significantly different than the original WILL incur a $6 fee... See below.

• wash when dirty

• dry when wet

• get mom's help for stains

• use COLD water (stops shrinkage and protects the print)

• hang dry - it's greener that way & stops shrinkage :)

• printed in the T-Dot with love

===> YES, our gear is "pre-shrunk", BUT cotton will always shrink up a bit more in warm/hot water & dryer.. ask your mom; she'll confirm ;)

Please "Convo" us and we'll send you the return address = )

--> DO NOT JUST RETURN THE ITEM TO THE COURIER ADDRESS THAT APPEARS ON THE PACKAGE --> IT WILL NOT GET BACK TO US.

Any item will be deemed 100% returnable / exchangeable if we have screwed up your order in any way - just send us a "Convo" and we'll sort it all out!

• Please make sure to read the size charts in the listing photos and ask any questions PRIOR to ordering

• ALL shipping fees (including the costs to resend your item) are payable by the customer. They just cost too much for us to absorb :(

If we had a buck for every package lost by USPS & Canada Post, we would have enough money to start our own postal service. Ok, not really, but you get the idea.. USPS is a mysterious beast, full of inconsistency and vague answers. Canada Post is WORSE.

What we CAN tell you is to make sure to have your name, apartment/suite number, clearly stated in your PayPal Account AND in the SHIPPING ADDRESS portion if paying via Direct Checkout , Credit Card, Gift Card, etc AS WELL AS on your mailbox. Make sure your sidewalks are shovelled and clear of debris. Make sure your mailbox is able to fit a padded mailer in it otherwise you may have to go pick it up.