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Ghost Embroidery Patch Design | "Too Old For This Sheet" (Digital Download)

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  • Supplies for making crafts
  • Digital download
  • Digital file type(s): 1 ZIP

Same energy as these two ghosts. Tired. Over it. Still here. 👻

You didn't ask to be haunted by responsibilities, adulting, and whatever today decided to throw at you. And yet. Here you are. The I Am Too Old For This Sheet patch is the official uniform of everyone who has fully given up pretending they have it together and is now just vibing in the afterlife of their patience. Stitch it on your jacket. Your bag. Your entire personality.

💾 WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
A circular patch embroidery design featuring two deeply unbothered ghosts, neon green lettering, and a pun so good it's basically haunting. Dark background, maximum attitude, zero apologies.

⚠️ IMPORTANT DESIGN NOTE:
This is a stitch-saving patch design, the background is NOT filled with stitches. This design is intended to be used with patch twill, felt, or a similar base fabric that provides the background color. Lower stitch count, faster stitchout, happier you. ✔️

Formats included:
PES • DST • JEF • EXP • HUS • XXX • VP3

Finished size: 3 inches

🧵 WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
- Embroidery machine with a 4x4 hoop
- Patch twill, felt, or base fabric in black or your preferred background color
- Stabilizer
- Scissors or patch finishing supplies
- The exhausted energy of someone who has simply seen too much

📌 PERFECT FOR:
- Iron-on or sew-on patches for jackets & bags
- Denim & canvas everything
- Halloween accessories that work year round
- Gifts for your most over-it friend
- Anyone who has whispered "I cannot" at least three times today
- The girl who shows up anyway but needs everyone to know it cost her

💌 BEFORE YOU BUY - READ THIS:

This is a digital download only, the photo shows an example stitch out so you know exactly what you're getting

You'll need an embroidery machine, applique fabric, and basic supplies

Beginner friendly but basic machine embroidery knowledge is recommended

Files are for personal & small business use. Small batch and local business production is welcome and we love to see it! 🖤

Mass production is not permitted without purchasing a commercial license. Reach out to us directly to get yours

Due to the digital nature of this product, no refunds are available but we want you completely obsessed, so reach out if anything feels off 🖤

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Maria Jun 25, 2025

The design concept is quite fun and eye-catching, but unfortunately the execution lacks refinement. There seems to be no clear logic in the layering of the embroidery. The design includes a lot of unnecessary jumps and thread trims that could have been optimized. With better planning of the stitching order, this patch could look much cleaner and more professional.

Maria Jun 25, 2025

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Listed on May 22, 2026