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Way To Be A Quitter Sober Anniversary Card, Funny Sober Greeting Card, Sobriety Cards, Sober Gifts, Sobriety Gifts, Sober Card For Her
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Celebrate sobriety with some sass! This funny sober anniversary card delivers a bold and cheeky congratulations with the message "Way to be a fucking quitter." Perfect for the person who’s proud of their sobriety and appreciates a little edgy humor, this card is sure to get a laugh while honoring their incredible achievement. Blank on the inside for your own personal touch, it’s the perfect mix of humor and heartfelt support for their journey. Keep it real, keep it funny, and give them the credit they deserve—for quitting like a badass!
Features:
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Sizes:
Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight:
Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Perfect gift Great quality Looks great Love it Fast shipping As described Helpful seller
Loved the card exactly what I expected
My son absolutely loved this card!
Love this! It shipped quickly and made a great gift for a loved one. They got a kick out of it! Exactly what I was looking for.
Shipped in a timely manner, great gift - looking forward to gifting this
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