Funny Rooster Decal – I Wish I Had Money Instead of This Huge Cock, Hilarious Car Sticker, Gag Gift, Vinyl Humor, Sarcastic Rooster Sticker

Name: Funny Rooster Decal – I Wish I Had Money Instead of This Huge Cock, Hilarious Car Sticker, Gag Gift, Vinyl Humor, Sarcastic Rooster Sticker
Brand: GiantOakCraftworks
SKU: 1803517659
Price: 7.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (10 reviews)

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Arrives soon! Get it by Jun 18-22 if you order today

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Made by GiantOakCraftworks
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Ships from Tennessee! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet

Turn heads and spark laughs with this bold, cheeky vinyl decal that reads: "I wish I had money instead of this huge cock," complete with an image of a man proudly showing off a giant rooster. It's the perfect mix of absurd and hilarious — just subtle enough to make people do a double take.

Stick it on your car, water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to show off your sense of humor. Great for prank gifts, conversation starters, or just giving your daily commute a little more personality.

Durable, weather-resistant vinyl ensures long-lasting use on cars, windows, or wherever you want to make a statement.

Handmade to order with care by a USA-based small business, using premium materials made in the USA.

Includes everything needed to apply successfully — instruction sheet, alcohol swab, and card scraper.

Available in a variety of colors and sizes—choose your perfect match!

This decal sticks to smooth, clean surfaces like glass, metal, plastic, and ceramic (non-textured surfaces). Comes with easy-to-follow installation instructions for quick application.

Most orders ship within 2 business days. Refunds and returns only accepted under limited conditions. Have any issues? Reach out, and we’ll be happy to assist!

Order today to get by Jun 18-22
Returns & exchanges not accepted
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Ships from: Crossville, TN

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