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Funny Rooster Decal – I Wish I Had Money Instead of This Huge Cock, Hilarious Car Sticker, Gag Gift, Vinyl Humor, Sarcastic Rooster Sticker
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Highlights
Turn heads and spark laughs with this bold, cheeky vinyl decal that reads: "I wish I had money instead of this huge cock," complete with an image of a man proudly showing off a giant rooster. It's the perfect mix of absurd and hilarious — just subtle enough to make people do a double take.
Stick it on your car, water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to show off your sense of humor. Great for prank gifts, conversation starters, or just giving your daily commute a little more personality.
Durable, weather-resistant vinyl ensures long-lasting use on cars, windows, or wherever you want to make a statement.
Handmade to order with care by a USA-based small business, using premium materials made in the USA.
Includes everything needed to apply successfully — instruction sheet, alcohol swab, and card scraper.
Available in a variety of colors and sizes—choose your perfect match!
This decal sticks to smooth, clean surfaces like glass, metal, plastic, and ceramic (non-textured surfaces). Comes with easy-to-follow installation instructions for quick application.
Most orders ship within 2 business days. Refunds and returns only accepted under limited conditions. Have any issues? Reach out, and we’ll be happy to assist!
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Order today to get by Jun 18-22
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
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Ships from: Crossville, TN
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Great product and great people. Would buy again and definitely recommend.thx
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