Which brand do you use for t-shirts?

We use Bella Canvas 3001 shirts and they are known for their quality. Also they are extremely soft and our customers love it. They are unisex shirts.

What size should I get?

The sizing chart is displayed in the listing pictures for your reference. They are true to size for unisex shirts. For women we recommend getting your normal women’s size if you want a relaxed fit or size up 2-3 sizes for a more oversized fit. For men we recommend going with your normal size or sizing up one size for a more relaxed fit.

Processing Time: 3-6 Days

Our processing time is about 3-6 days. During holidays, we may see a slight delay, please also expect USPS shipping delays as the amount of orders processed are slightly more.

Regular shipping will take 1-5 business days. Rush shipping will take 2-3 days. Please message us for the express shipping options.

How do I care for it? Can I wash and dry?

Wash inside out, in cold water, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or let air dry Do not use Fabric Softeners or Bleach Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing on the design.

Do you accept returns?

Yes we do, we have a 100% happiness guarantee! If for any reason you are unhappy with your item, please let us know and we will gladly give you a refund or make it right!

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Diving Shirt Funny Sarcastic Shirt Women Mental Health Matter Shirt Retro Meme Shirt Vintage Meme T-shirt Scuba Diving Gift

Name: Diving Shirt Funny Sarcastic Shirt Women Mental Health Matter Shirt Retro Meme Shirt Vintage Meme T-shirt Scuba Diving Gift
Brand: HikeTee
SKU: 1805238471
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (2 reviews)

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Highlights

Designed by HikeTee
Materials: soft cotton, DTG Print, Bella Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey T shirt, Direct to Germant Print, polyester

Make every adventure count with our Everything Kills You Tee. This shirt is for those who embrace life head-on, with a whimsical design that features a daring diver tangled in the embrace of a vibrant red octopus. The bold text, ""EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU SO CHOOSE SOMETHING FUN,"" declares your adventurous spirit every time you wear it. Crafted from soft cotton, it’s perfect for both hitting the trails and lounging around the campfire, with colors that stay bright wash after wash. Runs a touch relaxed, so size up for that easy, comfortable fit. Plus, we ensure a worry-free shopping experience with free, easy size exchanges and quick shipping that typically arrives in 5 days or less.

Searching for a gift with humor and edge? This tee is perfect for the outdoor lover in your life who enjoys a little fun mixed with humor. Whether it’s a birthday surprise or a treat for yourself, the Everything Kills You Tee stands out with its retro adventure style and catchy slogan. Expect it to grab attention at national parks or while camping with friends. And with our hassle-free exchange policy and fast delivery, it's a gift that brings smiles without the stress.

🕐 PRODUCTION TIME:
1-3 business days. (Usually 2 days)

🚚 FAST DELIVERY:
2-5 business days. (Usually 3 days)

ABOUT PRODUCT:
✅100% soft cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors; heather colors blend: 52% cotton, 48% polyester)
✅Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
✅True to size
✅Printed, Packaged & Shipped in the USA
✅Inspired by Nature and Humor of Our Outdoor Buddies

Highest Quality Thanks to Traditional Printing Methods!Our tees are printed using eco-friendly DTG technology — where the ink blends directly into the fabric for a soft feel, vibrant colors, and long-lasting durability.Made for trail lovers and memory makers. This tee celebrates the joy of hiking, camping, and sharing moments outdoors — crafted for comfort, connection, and giving back to nature.

💡 How to Care for Your New Favorite T-shirts?
✅Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
✅Do not bleach
✅Tumble dry: low heat
✅Ironing: medium heat
✅Do not dry-clean

*Following the above instructions will help keep your t-shirts in excellent condition for longer!

⭐RETURNS
Our customers' satisfaction is our priority. Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn't right.

We would just like to kindly remind that all products are made using made-to-order printing model, in the interests of our environment, so please check the size chart above before placing an order.

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Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days
Cost to ship: $4.75
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Reviews for this item

5.0

(2 reviews)

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100% Buyers recommend

5 This item

Etsy buyer Nov 1, 2025

Exactly as described on the website.

Etsy buyer Nov 1, 2025

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Dorothy Dec 11, 2024

Per my request, they printed the design on the back. I was worried that they would not do it correctly, but it is perfect. It is a good quality t-shirt with a fun design. I would buy again. Thanks for honoring my request.

Dorothy Dec 11, 2024