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Funny New Years Gifts Sarcastic Gifts for 2025 New Year Candle New Years Resolutions Funny Demotivational Uninspiring Gifts for Men Women

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  • Designed by InnovativeKlassics
  • Materials: Wax type: Soy
  • Material features: vegan. Learn more
  • Width: 2.80 inches
    Height: 3.5 inches
    Volume: 9 fluid ounces

CHRISTMAS CUTOFF DEADLINES FOR CANDLES (to be delivered by December 24th, 2025):
STANDARD DELIVERY: December 9th
PRIORITY DELIVERY: December 12th

**Please use these dates as a guideline! These are the recommended order submission deadlines for delivery by December 24, but please be aware that due to potential shipping delays and issues with carriers, some orders may still experience delays.**

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Kick off 2025 with a laugh (and a little bit of sass) with this hilarious candle! It reads "My only New Year's resolution is to survive this shitshow" — because let’s face it, sometimes just making it through the year is a victory. Perfect as a New Year's or Christmas gift for anyone who needs a little humor to get them through the chaos, or as a funny decor piece for your own space. Light it up, take a deep breath, and embrace the madness — one candle at a time!

Funny New Years Gifts Sarcastic Gifts for 2025 New Year Candle New Years Resolutions Funny Demotivational Uninspiring Gifts for Men Women

Add a delightful fragrance to any room and turn it into a safe haven from everyday hustle and bustle. These scented candles come in 9oz and 4oz jars to perfectly match your needs. Choose between 6 scents to achieve your desired effect or opt for the unscented candle if you need undisturbed ambience. All candles are compatible with ASTM safety standards, are made with 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick.

► Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glass jar
► Two sizes: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.3cm × 8.9cm) - burns 50-60 hours
2.3" x 2.5" (6 cm x 6.5 cm) - burns 20+ hours
► Glossy permanent adhesive label
► Choose from six different aromatic scents, or unscented!
► Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
► All scents have the same wax color
► Reusable glass vessel - this candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
► Eco-friendly and non-toxic - this scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

►CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Keep the burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:
Orders will ship in 3-7 business days.

►RETURNS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
If you encounter an issue with your order, please reach out to us right away before leaving a negative review, so we can make things right.

Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.

Thank you for supporting our small business and we hope you love your product(s)!
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Heads up! Every design begins with my own original ideas and creative vision. AI tools may occasionally be used to help bring those ideas to life or create product mockups. Each piece is thoughtfully developed with creativity and care. Thank you for supporting my small business! ❤️

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  • Cost to ship: $5.99
  • Ships from: Chatsworth, CA

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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(4 reviews)

4.8 Item quality
4.5 Shipping
4.5 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Michela Mar 31, 2025

Great gift for Christmas this year

Michela Mar 31, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Becks Jan 27, 2025

Great gift for my friend

Becks Jan 27, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Tracy Jan 25, 2025

Very nice candle. Great gift and smells amazing!

Tracy Jan 25, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Jan 5, 2025

My sister loved this gift and got quite a chuckle out of it.

Etsy buyer Jan 5, 2025

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