Only 1 left and in 3 carts
Price:$11.95
WTF Flour Sack Towel - Sarcastic Tea Towel Gift - Secret Santa Gift - Adult Kitchen Towel
Star Seller
Star Sellers have an outstanding track record for providing a great customer experience—they consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped orders on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
Returns accepted
You can only make an offer when buying a single item
Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.
Highlights
-
Materials: Cotton
-
Gift wrapping available
See details
Gift wrapping by RunningFrog
Ribbon color may vary.
Add a touch of sass to your kitchen with this hilarious flour sack towel! Featuring the bold and relatable text, "What (and I can't stress this enough) the fuck," this towel is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good dose of humor in their daily life.
Made from 100% premium cotton, this towel is both functional and fabulous. It's super absorbent, lightweight, and perfect for drying dishes, wiping hands, or simply making a statement.
Details:
Material: 100% cotton flour sack towel
Dimensions: Approximately 28" x 28"
Design: Black lettering printed with durable, high-quality ink
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
Perfect for:
Adding personality to your kitchen
A fun and quirky gift for friends, family, or coworkers
Housewarming gifts or stocking stuffers
Why You’ll Love It:
This towel is not just a practical kitchen essential; it’s a conversation starter. Whether you're dealing with a chaotic day or just need a little laugh, this towel has your back!
Get yours today and let your kitchen decor speak your mind!
Shipping & Packaging:
All towels are carefully packaged to ensure they arrive in perfect condition. Ready to gift or keep for yourself!
Make your kitchen a little more fun with this witty and unique towel.
-
Order today to get by Jun 11-17
Your order should arrive by this date if you buy today. To calculate an estimated delivery date you can count on, we look at things like the carrier's latest transit times, the seller's processing time and shipping history, and where the order is shipping to and from.
-
Returns accepted within 7 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
-
Cost to ship: $5.73
-
Ships from: Maryville, TN
There was a problem calculating your shipping. Please try again.
Etsy Purchase Protection
Shop confidently on Etsy knowing if something goes wrong with an order, we've got your back for all eligible purchases —
see program terms
Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Perfect gift Love it Great quality
Great product, wonderful quality! Keep up the good work!
Response from Cynthia Spillane
thanks!
i thouhggt ordering sgv my fault will gift
Response from Cynthia Spillane
Thanks!
Great kitchen towel! Thank you very much!
Response from Cynthia Spillane
thanks!
Everything was wonderful Thank you
Response from Cynthia Spillane
thanks
Photos from reviews
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
More from this shop
Visit shop-
Funny WTF 2025 Christmas Ornament - 2025 Ornament - Christmas 2025 - Keepsake Gift
$15.95
-
Hanukkah Tea Towel Gift - Chanukah Decorations - Flour Sack Towel - Hostess Gift
$11.95
-
Funny Christmas Flour Sack Towel - Winter Snowman Decor - Adult Theme Tea Towel - Oh Sh*t Dish Towel - Kitchen Decor
$21.95
-
Personalized Writers Pillow Cover - Custom Message Typewriter Decorative Pillow Case - 18" Couch Pillow - Gift for Writers - Home Decor
$18.00
-
Funny Drink / Swear Kitchen Towels, Quotes Decorative Towel, Humorous Sayings Dish Towel, Housewarming Hostess Gift Tea Towel Sarcastic
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
Funny What We've Been Through Kitchen Tea Towels Quotes Decorative Towel Humorous Sayings Dish Towel Housewarming Hostess Gift Sarcastic
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
funny kitchen towel, flour sack towel - dirty dishes
$10.00
-
Sarcastic Kitchen Towel, Funny Cooking Gift, Flour Sack Towel
$14.95
-
funny kitchen towel, flour sack towel - many have eaten here
$10.00
-
Funny Sarcastic Undertones Best Friends Kitchen Tea Towels, Quotes Decorative Towel, Humorous Sayings Dish Towel, Hostess Housewarming Gift
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
Funny Queenagers Kitchen Tea Towels, Quotes Decorative Towel, Humorous Sayings Dish Towel, Hostess Housewarming Gift, Funny Towels
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
Funny Grandparents Are Easy Kitchen Towels, Quotes Decorative Towel, Humorous Sayings Dish Towel, Hostess Housewarming Gift, Sarcastic Towel
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
Funny Bucket List Kitchen Towels, Funny Quotes Decorative Towel, Humorous Sayings Dish Towel, Housewarming Hostess Gift Tea Towel Sarcastic
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
Funny Don't Take Orders Kitchen Tea Towels, Mom Quotes Decorative Towel, Humorous Sayings Dish Towel, Hostess Housewarming Gift, Sarcastic
Sale Price $13.59
Original Price $16.99
-
funny kitchen towel, flour sack towel - what's for dinner?
$10.00
-
Funny Kitchen Towel: Favorite Burner, Witty Adult Humor
$14.50
Shoppers with similar taste loved these
-
Coworker Gift, Gifts for Coworkers, Smells Like You're a Lucky Bitch to Have Me as a Coworker, Work Besties Candle, Work White Elephant
Sale Price $23.79
Original Price $27.99
-
Funny Farewell Card for Coworker: Didn't Get Fired
Sale Price $5.08
Original Price $6.35
-
COWORKER GOODBYE GIFT, I Will Miss You, Funny Farewell Candle, Coworker Leaving, Neighbor Moving Gift, Miss You Gift, New Job Promotion
Sale Price $9.98
Original Price $16.64
-
Funny Coworker Gift: Scented Soy Candle - "Chance Made Us Coworkers"
$12.00
-
goodbye card | card for coworker | neighbor moving card | coworker leaving card | best friend moving | work bestie quitting
$4.95
-
funny card for co-worker friendship, work friend, gift for co-worker birthday card or farewell card
$4.75
-
administrative professionals day card gift / the only one around here who knows what the hells going on day / secretary /assistant thank you
$4.85
-
Work Bestie Definition Greeting Card
$5.00
-
Funny Retirement Card | Going Away Gift for Coworker | Sarcastic Coworker Leaving Card | New Job Card | Coworker Miss You |First of All Rude
$5.50
-
Digital download
You Are Dead To Us Funny Cat Print at Home leaving Card Digital Download | *Digital File No Physical Item Will Be Shipped*
Sale Price $1.73
Original Price $3.46
-
Digital download
Funny Leaving Coworker Card, Farewell Printable (Digital Download)
$2.68
-
Coworker Leaving Card, Co-worker Going Away Card, Card for Coworker, Co-worker Leaving Gift, Snarky New Job
$5.95
Top wedding searches to shop
Bridesmaid gifts
Groomsmen gifts
Wedding gifts
Engagement gifts
Looking for more? Find it on Etsy