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Funny Get Well Card – Heroin Vaccine Joke, Adult Humor (144)

SquirrelFriendGifts  
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  • Designed by SquirrelFriendGifts
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: 130 lb Silk Cover Cards, A2 Envelope

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"Hope You Had Your Shots - Funny Get Well Card"
Bring some dark humor to recovery with our "Hope You Had Your Shots" card. Featuring a classic art scene with a doctor, mother, and child, the mother asks, “Doc, are vaccines safe?” to which the doctor responds, “I have no idea, this is heroin.” A hilariously edgy way to send get well wishes (with a side of sarcasm).

Inside: "Hope you had your shots, get well soon" – because sometimes, a little dark humor is the best medicine.

Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch. Printed in the USA.

  • Order today to get by 08-11 Sept
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Postage: CA$8.25
  • Sent from: Las Vegas, NV

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5.0

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Camilla 09 Mar, 2026

I love every card I ordered from this shop! They are all excellent quality and arrived virtually overnight! Thank you! :)

Camilla 09 Mar, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

AJ 27 Aug, 2025

I can’t wait to give this funny card to my favorite doctor next week. Thank you!

AJ 27 Aug, 2025

Stephen Fogg
SquirrelFriendGifts ·

Nevada, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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