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Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform Funny Kitchen Towel Inappropriate Home Decor Funny Dark Humor Gift Gothic Kitchen Decor Funny Gift

Belewsy  
5 out of 5 stars
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  • Materials: Cotton, microfibre

  • Gift wrapping available

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    Gift wrapping by Belewsy

    Wrapped in tissue paper & burlap twine with a personalized note! *In the "buyers notes", please enter text exactly how you would like it written.

This funny kitchen towel makes a unique dark humor chemistry joke gift, and is perfect as a science teacher gift or medical gift. This quirky home decor item also serves as a funny kitchen towel, suitable as a white elephant gift or secret santa gift.

"𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐥 𝐒𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐓𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮?" 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐥
🔹️ Features the humorous phrase "Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?" accompanied by a small image of a bottle.
🔹️ Available in your choice of absorbent cotton flour sack or microfiber waffle weave material.
🔹️ Multiple towel and image color options available to suit any kitchen decor.
🔹️ Printed with eco-friendly inks for a sustainable and vibrant design.
🔹️ Perfect as a gag gift, housewarming gift, white elephant gift, secret santa gift, or a present for anyone with a dark sense of humor.

*Black Image on White, Natural, & Cream Towels
*White Image on Black, Red, Blue & Grey Towels

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆
📏 Microfiber Waffle Weave Towel: 16” W X 28” H (unfolded) - 7” W x 14” H (folded)
*folded into 3 sections - image is centered when unfolded (reference picture)
📏 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel: 27” W X 27” (unfolded) - 7” W x 13.5” H (folded)
*folded into 4 sections - image offset unfolded (reference picture)

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✂️ Production Time: 3-5 business days
📦 Ground Shipping: 3-5 business days
📮 Priority Shipping: 1-3 business days
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  • Dispatched from: Belews Creek, NC

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5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(3 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Delivery
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer 06 Mar, 2025

The towels are fun and seem to be well made. They are gifts I can’t wait to give!

Etsy buyer 06 Mar, 2025

Response from Kim W

So happy to hear! Thank you for your purchase and support!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Bonnie 17 Feb, 2025

Excellent funny towels from Kim - she does an excellent job!

Bonnie 17 Feb, 2025

Response from Kim W

Thanks so much for your repeat business and support, Bonnie! You are the best!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ash 15 Jun, 2026

Ash 15 Jun, 2026

Belewsy
Kim W
Belewsy ·

North Carolina, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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