5-Card Attribute Arcana Deck Reading!! READ DESCRIPTION! Will Change Your Life! Brutal Tarot Reading, Tarot Cards Reading

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Legally, readings are for those 18+ ONLY. I will decline the sale of anything below.

THIS IS A PARODY READING! I've had people order these expecting actual real tarot advice and then get disappointed and even give me a 1-star review just because they didn't use basic reading comprehension skills to understand this is a raunchy and sexual parody reading 😭😭😭 so PLEASE understand what you are ordering!

Uncover the secrets of your relationships and gain insight into your own personality with a 5-card reading using The Attribute Arcana Deck, created by me! This one-of-a-kind deck features over 300 cards, each representing a unique trait or characteristic, such as "brown eyes," "works out," or "kinky af."

Reading will average 2-3 minutes and will be delivered digitally!

*THIS LISTING IS FOR 1 QUESTION, IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE QUESTIONS PLEASE PURCHASE THAT MANY IN QUANTITY*

Whether you're curious about a current relationship, wondering about a potential new connection, or simply looking to learn more about yourself, The Attribute Arcana Deck can provide you with entertaining and lighthearted guidance. This deck is particularly well-suited for questions like "What don't I know about this person?" or "Who will next come into my life?" as the cards will give you a glimpse into the type of person they are or might be.

Please be aware that time zone differences may affect the delivery of your personalized channeled reading. If you place an order while I'm asleep, I will complete your reading as soon as I can. Thank you for choosing my psychic services, and I look forward to guiding you on your spiritual journey.

When you place your order, you have the option to either select up to five colors (pink, blue, purple, white, green, or yellow) for your reading, or you can let fate decide by putting your trust in my magic dice. If you choose the latter, the dice will determine the colors used in your reading. Please write your preferred option in the buyer's note upon purchase (you can select more than one of a color! For example, you can absolutely ask for all five of the cards to be pink cards), along with any information about the person you are looking to gain insight on.

As I pull the cards, I'll provide my unique insights and interpretation based on the attributes revealed. While this is not a traditional tarot reading, my lighthearted and intuitive approach will offer you a fresh perspective on your relationships and personal growth.

Thank you for your interest in my parody tarot readings! Please keep in mind that these lighthearted readings are designed for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered a substitute for professional guidance in areas such as finance, health, mental well-being, or legal matters. If you are facing any health concerns, it is crucial that you seek the assistance of a qualified professional. As per legal requirements, all tarot readings and paranormal products are offered solely for entertainment value.

It's important to understand that every product or service is open to individual interpretation and is not intended to replace the expertise or advice of a medical professional, attorney, or other recognized authority figure. As the provider of these products and services, I cannot be held liable for any actions, thoughts, or ideas that clients may have before, during, or after using my offerings.

Refund Policy
To ensure a positive experience for all, please note that you must be at least 18 years old to make a purchase. As each product is carefully tailored to the individual client, I am unable to offer refunds or exchanges. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation!

DISCLAIMER: this is a parody tarot reading and is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as serious advice. Embrace the humor and enjoy the quirky revelations that The Attribute Arcana Deck has in store for you! If you are curious about the kind of content I usually do before booking your reading, visit @destinydeck on TikTok or @destinydecktarot on Instagram!