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MuggedOffPrints  

Item highlights

  • Materials: Folded Card, Kraft Envelope
  • Dimensions: Width: 6 Inches; Length: 6 Inches
  • Made to order

Seller's description

I was going to get you a nice card then I remembered you're a cunt, happy fucking birthday card.

Every card is individually printed on premium matte white card.

Supplied with brown craft envelopes.

Square - 6 x 6".

Cards are sent via the Royal Mail. Delivery takes around 2-3 days from dispatch with standard shipping. Fast shipping options are available at checkout.

(Please allow for longer delivery times on busy periods)

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Fast shipping Great quality Love it As described Helpful seller Looks great Perfect gift

“exactly what I needed and quickly sent”

Catherine

6 days ago

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 12-20
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 14 days
  • Cost to ship
    $7.61 to United States, 43215.

Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Fast shipping Great quality Love it As described Helpful seller Looks great Perfect gift

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(79 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
4.8 Shipping
4.8 Customer service
98% Buyers recommend
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Catherine Nov 1, 2026

exactly what I needed and quickly sent

Catherine Nov 1, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Charlie Oct 20, 2026

Looks great . Definitely using again for cards

Charlie Oct 20, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Helen Sep 30, 2026

Excellent quality product, such fun!

Helen Sep 30, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Andrea Aug 30, 2026

Rude and offensive but my friend loved it!

Andrea Aug 30, 2026

Seller's description

Specifications

Funny, Rude and offensive birthday card. I remembered you're a cunt card.

I was going to get you a nice card then I remembered you're a cunt, happy fucking birthday card.

Every card is individually printed on premium matte white card.

Supplied with brown craft envelopes.

Square - 6 x 6".

Cards are sent via the Royal Mail. Delivery takes around 2-3 days from dispatch with standard shipping. Fast shipping options are available at checkout.

(Please allow for longer delivery times on busy periods)

  • Designed by
  • Materials
    Folded Card, Kraft Envelope
  • Width
    6 Inches
  • Length
    6 Inches

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 12-20
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 14 days.
  • Ships from
    United Kingdom
  • Cost to ship
    $7.61 to United States, 43215

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MuggedOffPrints
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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46.7k sales
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4 years on Etsy

Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.

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Listed on Nov 7, 2026