OMG WHAT IS THIS

THIS IS THE VERY FIRST oh man, capslock; sorry, I'm just so excited.

This is the very first official shirt of DarlingClandestine. It features an adorable design by Leif Johnson. Yes, that is a shark in a baby carriage, and the text says "Come closer . . . I smell amazing," with the DC url. Tell everyone what you already know.

The shirts are extremely soft and comfortable unisex Canvas brand jersey v-necks in deep heather. The screenprint is orange and black. I'm super happy with the cut and the length of these shirts; they are hecka flattering and provide very nice over-the-bum coverage. A big thanks to everyone who provided feedback on preferred shirt styles!

This listing is for unisex sizes XL - XXL. For reference, our model, Karleton, is a very tall drink o' water at 6'5", with a chest width of 46". Karleton is wearing an XL sized shirt.

Sizing for these unisex shirts is as follows, in inches:

Small: Length 29.5", Width 18.5"
Medium: Length 30.5", Width 20"
Large: Length 31.5", Width 21.5"
XL: Length 32.5", Width 23"
2XL: Length 33.5", Width 24.5"

Looking for a girly babydoll cut? I HAVE THEM. Bella babydolls. I just haven't gotten around to taking model shots yet. I have sizes S - XXL in those, too. <3

Oh, and it's a drag to say this, but please understand that I don't accept returns. If you're unsure, take a look at the sizing info, take a quick tally of your own measurements, and let me know if you have any questions. <3

Thanks so much for looking! Updates and surprises at Facebook.com/DarlingClandestine