Wooden Spoon Survivor Shirt Humor TShirt Humorous T-Shirt Sarcastic TShirt Funny Italian Tee Sarcastic Top

Please Note: The “Order Today to Get By” dates are estimated by Etsy and may not be accurate. Our processing time is 2-7 business days and shipping time is typically 1-5 business days. Most deliveries arrive within a week and a half, though some may take a little over 2 weeks.


Wooden Spoon Survivor Shirt Humor TShirt Humorous T-Shirt Sarcastic TShirt Funny Italian Tee Sarcastic Top

Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Adult T-Shirt
*Solid Colors: 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
*Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
*Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
*Heather Colors: 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
*Triblend Colors: 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
*Light fabric
*Retail fit
*Ribbed knit collar with seam

– Please Note –
*Rolled sleeves in pictures are for styling purposes only.
*Props and additional articles of clothing shown in the photos are not included with the purchase.
*Please check all photos for details.
*Different monitors and lighting scenarios may make the shirt and design colors appear lighter or darker in the stock photos than they will appear in real life.

– Print –
*This is a Direct-To-Garment printed item, which will not peel like vinyl.
*Fabric-grade ink is printed onto the garment and allowed to blend with the fibers. This results in a more vintage look.
* A pre-treatment spray is applied to the area where the print is to ensure that the ink bonds with the fabric. It’s usually odorless, but could have a mild vinegar scent. Be sure to wash the garment before wearing it for the first time.
*Minor variations in placement and size of the design on the shirt are normal. (The design scales based on the shirt size.)

- Washing Instructions -
*Wash inside out, in cold water, on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or let air dry.
*Do not use fabric softeners or bleach.
*Do not dry clean. Avoid ironing on the design.
*Avoid washing with items that have zippers and the like, which are known to snag other garments.

- Sizing -
*Please take a look at the photos to see a specific sizing chart for this t-shirt style.
*Please note that these shirts are unisex size, meaning that they are not women's fitted shirts. If you're going for a more fitted look, you can consider sizing down. If you want the oversized look, consider sizing up by 1-2 sizes.
*Lay your favorite shirt flat and measure armpit to armpit, then compare to the size chart in the photos.

- Order Changes & Cancellations -
*If you place an order and need to make a change, please reach out to us within 3 hours of placing the order. After that, the order may already be in production. We can only cancel the order or update the shipping address, size, color, or other details if the item has not been processed yet.

- Shipping -
*Processing time varies based on the season and can be anywhere between 2 - 7 business days (usually closer to 3 business days). Once shipped, it typically takes 1 - 5 business days to arrive. Please note that there may be an additional delay for orders to Hawaii and Alaska.
*If you order multiple items, you may receive more than one tracking number if they ship separately.

– Returns and Exchanges –
*All of our items are custom printed just for you so we do not accept returns or exchanges due to not liking the color or size ordered. We also don’t refund for minor color variations.
*We work with print providers for the printing and shipping of our designs on the products. While they have quality control procedures, from time to time something ships out with an error. Our refund/replacement window for defects is 20 days from the date of delivery. Please be sure to thoroughly inspect the item and wash it, following the washing instructions listed above, at least once within the first 20 days (ideally upon receiving the item). If there’s a defect or other related issue, please message us as soon as possible. We will let you know what type of photo of the product is needed, based on the issue. We aim to respond to your messages within 24 hours.

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