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I Support A Man's Right To Shut the Fuck Up Hat Embroidered Baseball Cap Low Profile Adjustable Strap Unisex Cotton Made in USA

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Original Price: $26.50+

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Highlights

  • Materials: COTTON

  • Gift wrapping available

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    Gift wrapping by IMPURETHOUGHTS

    Have your order shipped in a box. Gift wrapping is NOT available. This is only to ship your order in a box and not our standard shipping polybag.

Embroidered and Made to Order by Impure Thoughts, ensuring you receive a unique product tailored just for you.
Unisex "Dad Hat" Style Baseball Cap
Crafted from 100% COTTON twill, this cap is soft, breathable, and perfect for any season.
Unstructured, six-panel & low-profile.
The adjustable back buckle closure allows for a customizable fit, making it suitable for most head sizes.

Select Your Custom Colors
Please choose your preferred Hat Color and Text Color from the dropdown menus. Your order will be processed using the color selections you have made. For reference, examples of available colors can be found in the listing gallery.

Please note that our shop operates entirely on a made-to-order basis. Each order is crafted specifically according to your selected colors as detailed in your invoice. To ensure your complete satisfaction, please double-check that all selections are accurate before finalizing your order.

Processing Time
We kindly ask that you allow 1-5 business days (Monday through Friday) for processing your order before it is shipped. This timeframe ensures that we can create your item with the utmost care and quality.

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What's a "dad hat"?
A dad hat is a low-profile baseball cap that's made of soft canvas or cotton twill; it’s unlined, unstructured and has a slightly curved brim. The fit is relaxed and adjustable. They are not trucker, snapback, structured or flat brim caps.

Depending on the availability; inventory and manufactures are subject to change without notice.
Colors may vary among different production lots of the same item. The colors you see on our website can vary in person due to the color settings of different browsers and computer screens.

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If you have any questions or need assistance, please feel free to contact us via Etsy Message. Thank you for supporting our small business!

Check out our website: https://www.impurethoughts.co

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Approximate Hat Sizing:
Adult - Unisex - One size fits most - Adjustable
Bill/ Brim Length: 2 3/4"
Crown Height: 3"
Hat Sizing: 6 5/8" - 7 3/8"


All Vintage Washed hats are hand-crafted with a special dye and washing process which results in unique variations of color from one hat to the next. Every batch is unique, color depth and color distress vary. I can not guarantee each hat will be identical to those pictured or previously purchased.

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  • Cost to ship: $5.99
  • Ships from: Glendale, CA

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Perfect gift

5.0

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Miranda May 8, 2026

I was so excited to give these hats to my bridesmaids!

Miranda May 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Miranda Mar 12, 2026

The quality is great! I’m so excited to give these gifts to my bridesmaids. It did come late but that’s because is USPS not the seller

Miranda Mar 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Feb 27, 2026

So cute! Exactly as pictured

Etsy buyer Feb 27, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Tara Nov 15, 2025

Bought this as a gift and the recipient LOVED it. Thanks for the great quality—and for making me look like a gift-giving genius!

Tara Nov 15, 2025

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IMPURETHOUGHTS ·

Los Angeles, California

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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30.8k sales
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10 years on Etsy
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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