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Cocaine and Hookers Candle, Adult Humor Gift, Funny Friendship Candle, Snarky Home Decor, Best Friend Present cheeky gift, funny gift candle

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The Artful Crafts

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Los Angeles, California

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Cocaine and Hookers Candle, Adult Humor Gift, Funny Friendship Candle, Snarky Home Decor, Best Friend Present cheeky gift, funny gift candle

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Light up someone's day with this witty candle! The perfect gift for friends, co-workers, or loved ones—customize it with their name for an extra personal touch!

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours for 4oz and 50 hours for 9oz, they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

Product details:

Eco-friendly and non-toxic
Made with natural and non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax hand-poured in the USA. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.

- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
- NB! All scents have the same natural color
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Midnight Blackberry
This scent opens with the zesty brightness of lime and orange. Fragrance features a blend of blackberry, raspberry, and champagne. As the scent evolves, a sweet and comforting base of sugar, praline, and pine emerges, creating a rich and cozy atmosphere

Lavender
Refreshing burst of citrus and bergamot. As the scent unfolds, notes of camphor and eucalyptus weave through the air, soft touch of cedar

Fraser Fir
This scent begins with a refreshing burst of cypress and lemon peel. Brings the robust and earthy tones of evergreen and cedar. As the fragrance settles, a comforting base of fir, amber, and moss lingers, enveloping your space with warmth and tranquility

Cinnamon Chai
A blend reminiscent of a steaming cup of spiced chai, it marries notes of zesty orange peel and rich black tea. Hints of nutmeg and peppercorn. Finally, the alluring base notes of vanilla, clove, and cinnamon offer an embrace of comfort and nostalgia

Cashmere Musk
As its top notes of bergamot and saffron, the heart comes alive with violets and lily of the valley. The fragrance settles with a soothing blend of dark musk and vetiver

Beachwood
Bask in the essence, zest of sea salt and orange peel, harmonizing with the crisp scents of grass. As the bouquet deepens, invigorating waves of eucalyptus and sage begin their sparkling dance, tempered by the grounding ambiance of teakwood and patchouli

Mango Coconut
Opening with the uplifting zest of orange and pineapple, it seamlessly transitions to the juicy accord of peach and mango. As the aroma unfolds, a sweet base of sugar and creamy coconut milk lingers

Vanilla Bean
Introducing Vanilla Bean, the essence of warmth and comfort. A harmonious blend of rich buttercream and sugary cake at the top, a heart note of pure unadulterated vanilla, and the smooth sophistication of bourbon at its base

Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor.

Care instructions
Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering.

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Stephanie Aug 23, 2026

perfect as described makes me laugh literally out loud

Stephanie Aug 23, 2026

Response from The Artful Crafts

Thank you, Stephanie, glad you liked it, enjoy your candle)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Inactive account Jan 13, 2026

It looks and smells great.

Inactive account Jan 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Dec 23, 2025

Was a great gift for a friend who uses this quote all the time - he loved it!

Etsy buyer Dec 23, 2025

Response from The Artful Crafts

Thank you, Happy New Year!

TheArtfulCraftsCo
The Artful Crafts
TheArtfulCraftsCo ·

Los Angeles, California

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