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Funny Birthday Card: Snarky Dark Humor Bestie Card
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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.
Highlights
A funny and snarky birthday card for your bestie. Guaranteed to get a laugh. You won't find this card in stores.
Guaranteed to get the "Where did you FIND this?!" reaction! Plus, free and fast shipping!
Interior: blank for your own message.
The Details:
-FREE Shipping Next Business Day from the USA via First Class Mail
-Card measures 5 x 7 inches
-Comes with a white envelope in a bioplastic protective sleeve
-The watermark won't appear on the final product. ;-)
-Printed on professional, glossy, high-quality cardstock (Our cards really are professionally printed - check out our awesome reviews)
-Interior Text: Blank for your own message
We ship out to US addresses FREE next business day via USPS first-class mail. Transit times vary with First Class Mail, and are not guaranteed. This comes with a basic Etsy tracking number, but we have found it to not be 100% reliable. Need it sooner? Upgrade to Priority Mail (2-4 days) or USPS Express Mail. Transit times are not guaranteed.
Ya'll: As much as we love our hot mailman, the USPS still screws up from time to time.
✔ Missing cards: if you didn't upgrade to Priority or Express shipping, and don't have your card after 10 business days from placing your order please give me a holla. The vast majority of cards make it on time!
Your purchase means a lot to this small, LGBT-owned business!
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Order today to get by Sep 14-21
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Looks great Fast shipping Love it As described Perfect gift Helpful seller
The card arrived on time and as described.
This one is great! Got it to torment my mother!
Great quality and exactly as described!
This is a great card! Good quality and shipped fast :)
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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