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april fools day card / this card contains zero glitter / april fools day gift / card for him / her / funny card / blank greeting card

HappyTurtleGreetings  
5 out of 5 stars
Arrives soon! Get it by 09-15 Jun if you order today
09-15 Jun

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Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: brown kraft envelope, ink, card, blank, linen cardstock

🐢 💌 *Slow Down and Savor Life’s Moments with a Quirky Card!* 💌 🐢

Zero glitter... probably.

This card is glitter-free, but the recipient still might be suspicious.

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WHAT'S ON THE CARD? ✨

Front: "This card contains
zero glitter"

Inside:
Blank – ready for your personal message.

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WHAT’S INCLUDED?

✔ A2 Size Card (4.25” x 5.5”) – Printed on premium 100# linen cardstock with a landscape layout. Its textured finish may also have natural marks and variations from the wood pulp, making each card as unique as a turtle’s shell! 🐢
✔ Kraft Envelope – A2-sized, self-sealing, and made from eco-friendly brown kraft paper 🌱
✔ Sealing Sticker – A fun little extra to secure and decorate your card.

✔ Carefully Packaged – Each card is protected in a clear sleeve and shipped inside an outer envelope.

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SHELL OF A DEAL – DISCOUNTS! 🐢

💌 SHELLOUT14 – 3 cards for $14

💌 TURTLEPOWER27 – 6 cards for $27

💌 SLOWANDSTEADY40 – 9 cards for $40


💌 TORTUGATREASURE10 – Buy 20+ cards & get 10% off!

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SHIPPING DETAILS

📬 FREE U.S. Shipping via USPS First Class Letter Mail
📬 Need tracking? Upgrade to USPS Priority Mail for $10.

🚀 Processing Time: Most orders ship within 24 hours!

⏳ Delivery Time: Typically a 2-6 day window, but in rare cases, USPS delays can extend up to 12+ days (just like a turtle, your cards will often arrive in their own time 🐢). If your order hasn’t arrived after 14 business days, please reach out—we’ll get you sorted!

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RETURNS & CUSTOMER HAPPINESS

🚫 No returns or exchanges, but if anything goes wrong, please message us! We’re all about making things right and keeping your experience turtley awesome. 🐢

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HANDMADE WITH HEART ❤️

Every card is designed, printed, and mailed from deep in the heart of Texas.

So slow down, savor life’s moments, and send a quirky card to someone special. 🐢💌

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Thank you for supporting our small business!

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  • Order today to get by 09-15 Jun
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free delivery
  • Dispatched from: Spring, TX

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HappyTurtleGreetings
Jennifer M.
HappyTurtleGreetings ·

Texas, United States

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