• May include: A rectangular tan patch featuring a black graphic of a screaming possum. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, and 車に轢かれる. The design is printed on a flat surface with a clear, bold font for all English and Japanese characters.
  • May include: A rectangular tan morale patch with a black graphic of an opossum. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, 車に轢かれる. The patch is attached to a black and dark green camouflage fabric surface.
  • May include: A rectangular gray morale patch with a black graphic of an opossum head. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, 車に轢かれる. The patch is attached to a dark camouflage fabric surface with black hook and loop fastener.
  • May include: A rectangular red morale patch featuring a black illustration of a snarling opossum. The text reads "Fake your death" and "Get hit by a car" in English, with corresponding Japanese characters printed below each line of text.
  • May include: A rectangular patch with a white background and black text reading "Fake your death" and "Get hit by a car" along with Japanese characters. The center features a black and white illustration of a snarling opossum face.
  • May include: A rectangular olive green morale patch featuring a black illustration of an opossum head. The text reads Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, and 車に轢かれる. The patch is attached to a black hook-and-loop fastener on a camouflage fabric surface.
  • May include: Five rectangular patches featuring a black graphic of a snarling opossum. Each patch displays the text 'Fake your death' and 'Get hit by a car' in English and Japanese, available in tan, gray, white, red, and olive green colors.
  • May include: A rectangular tan patch featuring a black graphic of a screaming possum. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, and 車に轢かれる. The design is printed on a flat surface with a clear, bold font for all English and Japanese characters.
  • May include: A rectangular tan morale patch with a black graphic of an opossum. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, 車に轢かれる. The patch is attached to a black and dark green camouflage fabric surface.
  • May include: A rectangular gray morale patch with a black graphic of an opossum head. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, 車に轢かれる. The patch is attached to a dark camouflage fabric surface with black hook and loop fastener.
  • May include: A rectangular red morale patch featuring a black illustration of a snarling opossum. The text reads "Fake your death" and "Get hit by a car" in English, with corresponding Japanese characters printed below each line of text.
  • May include: A rectangular patch with a white background and black text reading "Fake your death" and "Get hit by a car" along with Japanese characters. The center features a black and white illustration of a snarling opossum face.
  • May include: A rectangular olive green morale patch featuring a black illustration of an opossum head. The text reads Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, and 車に轢かれる. The patch is attached to a black hook-and-loop fastener on a camouflage fabric surface.
  • May include: Five rectangular patches featuring a black graphic of a snarling opossum. Each patch displays the text 'Fake your death' and 'Get hit by a car' in English and Japanese, available in tan, gray, white, red, and olive green colors.
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Screaming Possum Meme Morale Patch

CultivatedLaser  
5 out of 5 stars

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  • Materials: Faux leather
  • Made to order

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Screaming Possum Meme morale patch. Laser engraved on leatherette, hook-and-loop backed, made in our shop. No licensing department, no focus group, just a patch that says what you're thinking.

• Size: about 3"
• Material: dual-layer leatherette, about 1/16 in thick — flexible, lightweight, weather resistant
• Backing: hook side sewn/attached; sticks to any loop panel (plate carrier, hat, backpack, range bag, jacket)
• Colors: FDE/Tan Leatherette, Red Leatherette, Gray Leatherette, White Leatherette, Ranger Green
• Theme: possum meme
• Made to order in the USA by Cultivated Laser Creations

Good for: plate carriers, tactical hats, backpacks, range bags, airsoft kit, and the friend who already has too many patches.

Want it custom or in bulk for your crew, unit, or event? Message us.

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  • Get it by
    Nov 16-21
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215.

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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May include: A rectangular tan patch featuring a black graphic of a screaming possum. The text reads: Fake your death, 自分の死を偽装する, Get hit by a car, and 車に轢かれる. The design is printed on a flat surface with a clear, bold font for all English and Japanese characters.

Screaming Possum Meme morale patch. Laser engraved on leatherette, hook-and-loop backed, made in our shop. No licensing department, no focus group, just a patch that says what you're thinking.

• Size: about 3"
• Material: dual-layer leatherette, about 1/16 in thick — flexible, lightweight, weather resistant
• Backing: hook side sewn/attached; sticks to any loop panel (plate carrier, hat, backpack, range bag, jacket)
• Colors: FDE/Tan Leatherette, Red Leatherette, Gray Leatherette, White Leatherette, Ranger Green
• Theme: possum meme
• Made to order in the USA by Cultivated Laser Creations

Good for: plate carriers, tactical hats, backpacks, range bags, airsoft kit, and the friend who already has too many patches.

Want it custom or in bulk for your crew, unit, or event? Message us.

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 16-21
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    Thibodaux, LA
  • Cost to ship
    $2.50 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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CultivatedLaser
Byron G
CultivatedLaser ·

Louisiana, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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23.7k sales
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8 years on Etsy
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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