Funny Mothers Day Card, Sarcastic Snarky Gift for Mom from Daughter or Son, Bonus Mom Gift, Presents for Mom, Inappropriate Cards Sassy

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Oct 21-28

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Highlights

Shock and awe this Mother's Day with our hilariously snarky "Nursing Home Surprise" card. If your mom has a wicked sense of humor, this card will be the highlight of her day—just maybe double-check her sense of humor first!

🌟 PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
Material: Premium cardstock with a smooth finish, perfect for displaying sharp and bold text that pops.
Includes: One complimentary kraft envelope for gifting. The card will be shipped in either a kraft envelope or a white cardboard envelope based on the shipping upgrade selected, each with a protective cello sleeve to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.
Inside: Blank, leaving plenty of room for you to jot down your backup plans for her senior years.
Extra Fun: Comes with our 'WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo"' envelope sticker, making the unveiling an event in itself.

📦 SHIPPING UPGRADES AVAILABLE:

Opt for USPS Priority Mail or higher at checkout for your card to be sent in a sturdy white cardboard envelope for additional protection and a touch of class.

Surprise your mom with a card that promises future giggles and possibly a discussion about her long-term care. Just remember: it’s all in good fun (hopefully)!

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Fast shipping

5.0

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(11 reviews)

4.6 Item quality
4.6 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
91% Buyers recommend
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Kay May 20, 2026

Great stuff,keep up the good work

Kay May 20, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ryan May 13, 2026

Great product - would buy again!

Ryan May 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

shannon May 13, 2026

So funny! Sent my mom a birthday card and a Mother’s Day card and she thought it was hilarious. So much more fun than the typical mushy love you mom cards! Highly recommend

shannon May 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer May 11, 2026

Great card, my mother loved it

Etsy buyer May 11, 2026

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Gulf Breeze, Florida

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