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Funny Wedding Gift for Newlyweds, Snarky Congratulations Marriage Card, Congrats Wedding Card, Newly Married Couple, Congrats Nuptials

AsToldByEllie  
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Highlights

  • Designed by AsToldByEllie
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

Celebrate the happy couple's nuptials with a nod to one of marriage's lesser-discussed perks: tax benefits! Our "Congrats on Your Marriage and the Tax Deduction" card is perfect for the couple who appreciates a good laugh alongside good financial planning.

🌟 PRODUCT DETAILS:

Size: A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
-Material: Premium cardstock featuring a sleek black background with golden floral accents—because fiscal responsibility should still look fabulous.
-Includes: One kraft envelope, because even the IRS can't tax style. The card ships in a kraft or white cardboard envelope, depending on the chosen shipping upgrade, all snuggled in a protective cello sleeve.
-Inside: Blank, ideal for your personal note or your best tax-saving tips.
-Extra Fun: Comes with our 'WORLD FAMOUS "rip open this mofo"' envelope sticker for an opening experience that’s almost as thrilling as finding a tax loophole.

📦 SHIPPING UPGRADES AVAILABLE:

Opt for USPS Priority Mail or higher because like a good tax refund, you want this to arrive quickly and safely.

Wish them a lifetime of happiness and clever accounting with a card that's as practical as it is playful. Here’s to love, laughter, and lower tax brackets!

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  • Ships from: Gulf Breeze, FL

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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(3 reviews)

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5.0 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Amelia-Rae Jun 9, 2026

Beautiful and hilarious card! High quality materials - love it!!

Amelia-Rae Jun 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Denisse Jun 9, 2026

it shipped quickly and was absolutely lovely!

Denisse Jun 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Lia Aug 2, 2025

Great card. Nice quality and I l9ve the humor that is different from so many other card making folks. Already gave it out & bride&groom loved it, too! TY so much

Lia Aug 2, 2025

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Gulf Breeze, Florida

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