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Snarky Minimalistc Birthday Card on Heavy Cardstock: Witty ‘Annual Aging Ceremony’ Greeting
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Snarky Minimalistc Birthday Card on Heavy Cardstock: Witty ‘Annual Aging Ceremony’ Greeting
Sale Price $4.50
Original Price $5.00
Original value: $15.00
New total: $13.50
Highlights
Every year, I struggle to find the perfect birthday card. Something that acknowledges the occasion without all the sappy, overused sentiments. One day, I thought—why not just be honest? Birthdays are basically annual aging ceremonies, and what better way to celebrate than with a premium piece of folded paper?
This card is for anyone who rolls their eyes at generic birthday wishes but still deserves a little recognition (or at least a laugh). It’s simple, sarcastic, and to the point—just like the best kind of humor.
Card Details
- Outside: "Happy Annual Aging Ceremony. Please accept this premium folded paper in your honor."
- Inside: Blank inside (Personalization Available)
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1 - A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5") Printed on luxe 110 lb 100% cotton paper—because trees have suffered enough. Soft to the touch, smugly thick, and chic enough to make your other cards jealous. Every card has a beautiful cotton texture thats just as unique as the person you're sharing it with.
1 - A2 Envelope - A2 size, self-sealing, and available in kraft, or white, on top of a variety of vibrant colors
1 - Protected Packaging -Each card is tucked in a clear sleeve and mailed in a sturdy envelope to keep it safe and flawless on arrival.
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✉️ FREE U.S. Shipping via USPS First Class Letter Mail
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Processing Time
⚡ Most orders ship within 24 hours.
📮 USPS usually delivers in 2–6 days, but delays can happen. If it’s been 14 business days and still no happy mail, reach out—we’ve got you.
Additional Details
- Handmade! Designed, Printed, and Shipped directly by me in North Carolina
- 100% recycled cardstock
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Petty Paper Studios Shop Policies
Hey there! Look, I’d love to say USPS is a flawless institution, but I’m not in the business of lying to you. As good as they are, sometimes things go sideways. Here’s how I handle it:
Lost Cards: If your card hasn’t arrived after 14 business days (longer during the holiday chaos, because USPS moves at the speed of a sleepy sloth), reach out. I’ll make it right—because I’m amazing, even if USPS isn’t.
Returned Cards: If your card boomerangs back to me because you typo’d your address or forgot you moved, I’ll gladly resend it—for a $2 fee to cover postage and materials.
Damaged Cards: On the rare occasion USPS decides to play soccer with your mail, it’s frustrating for both of us. Since cards aren’t insured to keep prices affordable and accessible, snap some pics and I’ll point you toward Etsy’s Purchase Protection Program to file a case.
Questions? Complaints? Love letters? Shoot me a message.
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Reviews for this item
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Good quality card and pretty.
Sending this as a birthday card
Humorous card perfect for anyone's birthday
For My Husband! Haha 😄
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