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Humorous Smut Reader Christmas Card: Sarcastic Holiday Card

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This sarcastic, bookish Christmas card is perfect for that special someone who loves romance novels! Does your bestie adore her spicy reads? This vibrant pink card is a playful way to say Merry Christmas with a bit of sass. The front of the card states "I'm sorry this Christmas card doesn't have any smut in it." The inside is blank, ready for your message. There are social media icons and a logo on the back of the card.

This witty greeting card is a great Christmas gift for anyone who loves a bit of smut!

Size: 10.16 cm by 15.24 cm (4 inches by 6 inches)

Features:
• 15pt paper with uncoated matte finish
• Blank inside
• White envelope included
• Designed and printed in Canada

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Madison Nov 19, 2025

The card looks great in person, I can’t wait to use it at my book club white elephant!

Madison Nov 19, 2025

Response from Katie M

Yay! Thank you so much! I hope the recipient loves it 🩷

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Katie M
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Kitchener, Canada

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