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😂 Turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows!) with this hilarious Eat Healthy shirt! 👅 Perfect for anyone who loves adult humor shirts, funny diet jokes, or inappropriate humor tees. The ultimate dirty saying T-shirt—an epic funny gag gift for men and women! 😜🔥

📌 Fit Tip: Modern retail fit.
 Runs true-to-size for most — MEN often prefer SIZING UP for comfort.
 Want a relaxed look? Size up. Want it fitted? Stay true.

💛 HOW TO ORDER
1. Browse the photos for colors + size chart
2. Pick your quantity (backup shirts prevent laundry emergencies)
3. Select size and color from the dropdowns
4. Add to cart
5. Checkout and we get printing

🧵 Most shirts ship out in 2–5 business days

📏 SIZING
Available in multiple sizes and colors. Check the measurement chart in the photos — guessing sizes is a gamble nobody wins.

👕 THE SHIRT
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
• Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester

• Lightweight & breathable

• Modern retail fit (not boxy)

• Smooth printing surface

• Shoulder taping for structure

• Side seams for a flattering drape

The tee that quietly replaces half your wardrobe.

📦 PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Production: 2–5 business days

Shipping: 2–5 business days after printing
Allow more time around the holidays 
(Carriers occasionally take the scenic route)

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Wash inside out, cold
• Hang dry or tumble dry low

• No bleach

• No dry cleaning

• Don’t iron directly on the design

Treat it well and it stays soft instead of becoming a sleep shirt.

🔁 RETURNS & ISSUES
Each item is made to order, so returns and exchanges are not available.
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, message us and we’ll make it right.

Please contact us before leaving a review. We want you to have a great experience 👍

💬 QUESTIONS?
Send us a message on Etsy — replies typically within 24 business hours.

Thank you for supporting our small family run shop!

FAIR WARNING: Wear responsibly — sudden popularity may occur. 😄