This is the second version of our adorable Emotional Support Goose! If you are familiar with our earlier version, please note this one is NOT magnetic.

Meet your new work companion—the Emotional Support Desk Goose! This quirky 7-inch goose sits proudly on your desk, ready to listen without judgment as you tackle your daily tasks. Made from white and orange plastic, this charming goose is the perfect stress-reliever, offering silent emotional support.

You have choices! You can choose from the goose on the wooden stand, the goose with the neck sign, or you can get the neck sign only if you already have a desk goose!

Our geese are lovingly printed in-house. Please note that every 3D printed object has its own personality — including subtle print lines, minor imperfections, and charming quirks that come from being printed layer by layer. These aren’t flaws — they’re the fingerprints of the process, a sign your item was made with care, not churned out by a factory. Each piece is unique, just like the weird little desk creature it was destined to be.

Our 3D printed items are made using PLA filament, a biodegradable plastic derived from renewable resources like corn starch and sugarcane. Unlike traditional petroleum-based plastics, PLA breaks down under industrial composting conditions, making it a more eco-conscious choice for small-scale, handmade goods.

Please note that 3D prints are brittle and should be handled with care to prevent breaking. Our items are not toys and are not suitable for children.

MEASUREMENTS:

Signs - 2.5" x 1.75"
Goose - approximately 7" tall
Stand - 4.75" x 4" x .5"

Choice 1: Goose with stand. I laser-cut the stand to accommodate your bestie's webbed feet. I then UV print a beautiful floral field print on the top layer of wood. There is also a slot for the sign. The best part is - we offer additional signs and they are interchangeable!!! How cool is that? You can find them here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1722570493/additional-punk-ass-pickle-signs-or.

Choice 2: Goose with a neck sign standing on grass. The sign is strung with jute and worn like a necklace.

Choice 3: Do you already have a goose? Does he need a sign? Let me do that for you! Please choose the sign only option. The sign will come strung with jute string to hang around your goose's neck like a necklace. No stand or goose is provided with this option.

The personalized sign is our most popular. It features your name and the title 'Emotional Support Goose - Do Not Pet,' adds a personal and humorous touch to your workspace. It’s the perfect desk accessory to brighten up your day and make you smile!

Materials: Composite wood, PLA filament, uv inks.