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F*ck Off I’m Reading Cross Stitch Pattern (instantly downloadable PDF)

FelineAndFloss  

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  • Designed by FelineAndFloss
  • Supplies for making crafts
  • Digital download
  • Digital file type(s): 4 PDF

‘F*ck off, I’m reading!’ This sweary, instantly downloadable PDF cross stitch pattern features a cat who just wants to be left in peace with a good book. A perfect project for book lovers with a sweary sense of humour, cat lovers, or anyone who treasures their quiet reading time. This pattern works particularly well on darker coloured fabric.

This pattern is:
• 95 stitches in diameter
• 9 DMC thread colours
• mostly full cross stitches with some tent/half stitches and a small amount of backstitch

Please note, this listing is for a downloadable and printable digital PDF – no physical item will be sent to you. Patterns are compatible with most digital pattern readers (but please check that symbols and thread numbers have been read correctly before starting your project).

Your download includes:
• a black and white symbols pattern
• a coloured symbols pattern
• a one-page pattern
• full list of DMC floss colours needed for easy shopping
• a reference image of the finished design to guide your stitching process

When complete, the design will measure approximately:
• 12 count Aida: 7.9 inches (20.1 cm)
• 14 count Aida: 6.8 inches (17.3 cm)
• 16 count Aida: 6.0 inches (15.2 cm)
• 18 count Aida: 5.3 inches (13.5 cm)

This pattern is for personal use only. It may not be reproduced, distributed, sold, published, shared, or transferred in any form, either physically or digitally. Finished pieces made using this pattern are for personal enjoyment or gifting and may not be sold or used for commercial purposes.

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Buyer highlights, summarized by AI: Cute · Easy and quick download · Clear instructions · Easy to use · Great pattern · Helpful seller · Would recommend

5.0

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Rickye May 4, 2026

Cannot wait to stitch this!! 😻

Rickye May 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Destiny Apr 21, 2026

Working on this now. Super cute.

Destiny Apr 21, 2026

Response from Victoria Passmore

I’m glad you like the pattern! Enjoy your stitching 🧵🪡❤️

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

celeste Nov 3, 2025

super cute and easy to follow

celeste Nov 3, 2025

Response from Victoria Passmore

Thank you for the lovely review!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Oct 16, 2025

Nice cross stitch pattern, easy to download.

Etsy buyer Oct 16, 2025

Response from Victoria Passmore

Enjoy your stitching! ❤️🪡🧵

FelineAndFloss
FelineAndFloss ·

Maidstone, United Kingdom

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