⭐ ⭐ ⭐ IMPORTANT 2024 HOLIDAY CUT OFF DATES! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

PLEASE NOTE THAT AT THIS TIME, ANY ORDERS PLACED ON THE 16TH OF DECEMBER OR LATER MAY NOT ARRIVE IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. USPS IS VERY BUSY AND DUE TO COVID, HAS MINIMAL STAFFING. I AM SHIPPING EVERY ORDER OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT DELIVERY TIMES ARE OUT OF MY CONTROL. INTERNATIONAL ORDERS - NOVEMBER 20TH STANDARD SHIPPING/FIRST CLASS - DECEMBER 15TH PRIORITY SHIPPING/ MUG ORDERS - DECEMBER 17TH UPGRADED PRIORITY EXPRESS - DECEMBER 20TH IF YOU PLACE YOUR ORDERS ON OR BEFORE THESE CUT-OFF DATES, ACCORDING TO USPS, THEY SHOULD ARRIVE IN TIME BEFORE THE HOLIDAY.

Greeting Card Care instructions

Please don't get your cards wet! They are inkjet printed, which means the ink may run if wet. The same goes for any poster prints. I use a high quality photograph inkjet printer - it prints amazing, but the ink will still run when wet.

Coffee Mug Care instructions

Mugs should be hand-washed and are microwave safe. WOOT!

I do my best to make things as easy as possible for you, however I do ask that you ensure correct shipping addresses. We ship to the address provided at the time of your order. I am more than happy to change a shipping address for you, if it's incorrect and I've not shipped it out. However if the address is incorrect and your order is returned - you will be responsible for additional shipping costs. If you do not respond- you'll be refunded for the product, minus all shipping costs charged by USPS. If your order had free shipping and is returned due to incorrect address, you will be responsible for additional shipping charges. you prefer a refund, you'll be refunded product cost, minus incurred shipping fees, due to incorrect address.

What are business days?

Orders ship on business days - which are Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend and my days to actually rest and replenish.

If there is any issue with USPS delivering a package, you need to notify us IMMEDIATELY! USPS can only track a package so long, so if you contact us a month after it was delivered, USPS may not be able to investigate any problems. We want to help you, but we are constrained within timeframes USPS uses. Please let us know of any problems within 15 days. THANK YOU!

You can view our most up-to-date privacy policies here - https://www.fourletterwordcards.rocks/pages/privacy-policy PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT IF YOU ORDER THROUGH ETSY - WE CANNOT SEND YOU MARKETING INFORMATION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, UNLESS YOU OPT IN TO RECEIVE EMAILS THROUGH OUR DIRECT WEBSITE. WE ONLY CONTACT YOU THROUGH PERSONAL EMAIL IF WE ARE UNABLE TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE THROUGH ETSY CONVERSATIONS. THE ONLY APIS USED ON ETSY, ARE FOR ETSY RESEARCH ONLY. PROGRAMS USED ARE MARMALEAD, VELA, QUICKBOOKS AND ETSY RANK. THEY MUST ADHERE TO SECURITY MEASURES TO PROTECT THEIR OWN DATA, SET BY ETSY INC. ETSY HAS ITS OWN PRIVACY POLICY, WHICH YOU CAN VIEW THROUGH THEIR WEBSITE.

COVID 19 UPDATES - SHIPPING!

USPS is working hard to deliver packages as quickly as possible. Because of covid, there have been more delays with packages, missing packages etc. Because of the delays - I cannot guarantee items will arrive before a certain date. It's totally out of my control - even if I'd prefer otherwise. Please be kind and understanding. I truly want you to have your order and will do whatever I can to make it happen - however please also be aware of the situation at hand and know that there may be delays. If you have ANY questions or concerns, don't hesitate to contact me through Etsy. I am here to help you and am happy to do so!

COVID 19 UPDATES - SAFETY!

DUE TO BEING MY MOM'S FULL TIME CAREGIVER, WE'VE BEEN SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE FEBRUARY 2020. (Which means we only go out for grocery shopping, which happens once every 3-4 weeks.) We take the utmost caution when shopping and use hand sanitizer/mask to ensure we keep ourselves safe. When packaging orders, I wash my hands and use a disinfected/clean surface to package all orders - ensuring not to touch my face. Safety is my number one priority!

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Mature You deserve a Fn crown! Adult thank you card, Thank you card, Funny card, Many Thanks card, Thank you greeting card

Name: Mature You deserve a Fn crown! Adult thank you card, Thank you card, Funny card, Many Thanks card, Thank you greeting card
Brand: FourLetterWordCards
SKU: 209935525
Price: 5.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (7 reviews)

Owner of FourLetterWordCards

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What to know

Materials

Matte Cardstock, Glitter, Baby Seal Tears, Unicorn Blood, Just kidding

Made to Order

Yes

Gift wrapping

Ever feel like a thank you may not just be enough? Well, fuck it! We feel that way too! (By we, I mean me, since I run this shop myself.)

Thank your friend by giving them some bling and state in no uncertain terms that they are a f'n' queen and deserve a damn crown!

This listing is for a 4.25 x 5.5 inch card. Also enclosed is an A2 envelope in the color of your choice.

♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on white or ivory matte 110lb index cardstock.

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand.

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires.

♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥

“I LOVE Four Letter Word Cards! Michelle shipped my card immediately and it was delivered in a timely manner. She left a personal note saying thank you for the purchase which was such an awesome touch. My boyfriend loved the card!” - kkmchale

“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce

"The card was so cute, and my friend loved it!! There was a nice thank you note inside and it was beautifully packaged. Thank you so much!!" - clarkma26

“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Want to see more reviews? Click here for our review page:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Want to add a little happiness to your order? We now offer rainbow glitter/confetti bags for an extra pop of color- you won't be disappointed!
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✉✉✉ Shipping Information ✉✉✉

✉ Items are shipped out within 1-3 business days of you placing the order. (Your first business day is the day after you placed your order.)

✉ All orders are sent via First Class with USPS- which generally takes around 5 business days, but may take longer, depending on the post office, weather etc. As much as we’d love to, we have no control over the Post Office. If there are any problems though, we’ll always do our best to fix the situation.

✉ Every order has a tracking number, which is emailed to you once your order has shipped.

NEED SOMETHING SOONER? CLICK HERE FOR PRIORITY SHIPPING:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/221849455

If you’d like to go back to the shop, please click here: http://www.fourletterwordcards.etsy.com

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What buyers say

5.0 (7)

“Love this seller! Always has great items and quick shipment!”

Elizabeth

Jan 28, 2022

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Price:$5.00

Shipping & return policies

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Aug 6-10
Returns & exchanges

Accepted within 14 days.
Ships from

Pflugerville, TX
Cost to Ship

$5.62 to United States, 43215
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5.0

(7 reviews)

Elizabeth Jan 28, 2022

Love this seller! Always has great items and quick shipment!

Elizabeth Jan 28, 2022

Christine Jan 28, 2020

If I could buy a lifetime supply of these, I would. I love these cards!

Christine Jan 28, 2020

Christine Apr 11, 2019

I want to buy a pack of 100 of this card. It’s perfect for any occasion and makes my friends giggle when I give it to them— I actually found this bc Someone gave me this card and it made me laugh every time I looked at it on my desk! Spot on and the only thing that could make it better is if I could buy a massive pack of them!

Christine Apr 11, 2019