UPDATE: Do to supply change issues, a one-time inconvenience fee of $9 million dollars will be applied to our flagship product "The Million Dollar Frog". We apologize for this price increase. The frog now costs $10 million dollars but it is still called "The Million Dollar Frog" for tax purposes. Free shipping still available.
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This origami frog is the e-pity-me of style and luxury! Crafted from 100 sheets of high-quality card stock and 6 rolls of 3M Green Apple Duct Tape, this guy will make all your millionaire friends jealous!
Frog is about 4 feet long by 4 feet wide. Approximately knee high.
FREE SHIPPING. ON HORSEBACK. OFFICE BUILDINGS OKAY.
I taped a secret inside the frog somewhere, so it's extra special. "Dissect" him and discover the mystery, or live boldly with the knowledge that this frog holds something special.
Truly elegant.
DELUXURIOUS!!!
IMPORTANT NOTE: Etsy will only let me set a price as high as $50,000. Rest assured I am selling this for $10 million. Set "Quantity 200" in your cart when you check out. There is only 1 frog. Just pretend like you are ordering 200 so we can work around this flaw in Etsy's software.